My company had engaged a group of consultants to help us with some of our business problems. One of the consultants was a beautiful woman called Laura. She looked to be about thirty, and she had long dark hair and a body to die for. But at work Laura was always 'strictly business'. I had tried flirting with her, as had most of the other men, but we had all got zero response.
One day I was in a meeting with Laura and several others. As usual, I was paying more attention to Laura than to what was being discussed. As I watched, I saw her staring at one of the other women in the room. Her mouth was slightly open, her lips were moist, and she had a gleam in her eyes. That explains everything, I thought. She likes girls! That gave me an idea.
That evening in bed, I said to my wife Sharon, "How would you like me to set you up with a beautiful brunette?"
"Oooh, yes, please!" she said enthusiastically. Sharon, of course, enjoys the company of both men and women.
I told her about Laura. "She might be a lesbian," I said, "but I hope that she's bisexual."
"Oh, I hope so too!" said Sharon. "Threesomes are so much fun!"
The next morning at work I phoned Laura and set up a meeting with her in my office at noon. I had arranged for Sharon to come and take me out to lunch, and I had told her to be early.