I indistinctly remember awakening several times throughout the course of the day. Before I fell asleep, the last time I'd seen on the clock had been 4:30 am. After seeing flashes of 10, 11:30, and 1:20, I finally dragged myself out of bed close to three that afternoon. I dressed in comfortable sweats and left quickly to run errands. I stopped by my former job, highly upset that I did not appear to have a final paycheck waiting for me, and decided to drop by the student beauty salon in the local mall to get my nails done. While caught in a horde of shoppers who had all been set loose on the road at once, I began to wonder if I'd ever get through before I was due to meet Mike.
I remembered mentioning to Mike that I wanted to get my nails done for my husband's return. He always mentioned how much he loved the feeling my fingertips elicited as I softly dragged them all over his skin. Mike simply sighed, and casually mentioned that he too appreciated long, pretty fingernails. I waited for what seemed like an eternity as a young lady who appeared to be mentally slow shuffled back and forth setting up her work station for me. When 30 minutes had passed and I was sure my expression was composed of only slightly veiled daggers, she finally approached me and told me that she was out of the crucial component needed to complete my French tips. I spent another 10 minutes getting a refund, and then headed out into the rain, upset at how close to sunset it was already.
I drove around trying to find a nail place, paranoid that since it was already after 5 pm that they'd all be closed. I finally found one close to the local college, and rushed in so that they could immediately get to work on me. By that point, I was so frustrated with the way my day was going that I decided to spoil myself and get both the nails and the toenails done. A pedicure never felt so deliciously superb on my tired feet. The manicurist finished my hands quickly and expertly, and then his wife took her time in spoiling my aching feet and asking questions about my life, commenting on how beautiful and soft she thought my pale skin was.
I left, thanking them both profusely, and sped back to my house. It was already close to the time at which Mike had suggested I meet him, and I didn't want to establish tardiness as a basis for his impression of me. He called as I was exiting the freeway for the small back road that led to my apartment complex. I told him I couldn't talk and would call him when I got home. I hit redial as soon as I walked in the door, cursing myself for sleeping in so late. He picked up on the first ring.
"Hey...you about ready to head down this way?" he asked.
"Actually, no. I slept in too late today and got a late start on running my errands. I just got back and I need to take a bath and get ready to come see you, 'cause I'm sure you don't want a smelly woman in your car," I rambled.
He paused.
"Well, it might be a little later before I can get to you to pick you up, so take your time. It's raining outside, so get here safely," he said.
"Speaking of getting there, mind telling me where I'm going?" I laughed.
"Oh yeah!" he exclaimed. "You have a pen and paper handy? It's really easy, and if you have any problems, you can just give me a call."
I quickly scribbled down the directions he gave, repeating them back to him as I wrote and once again when I had finished. I told him I'd have to let him go if he wanted to see me before midnight, and we reluctantly disconnected. By that time, it was already drawing close to seven. I tore off my sweats and ran a bath. I poured in scented bubble bath so that my skin would absorb the sweet smell as I bathed. I carefully shaved my legs, admiring the pedicurist's handy work on my calves, feet, and toes. Smiling, I made a last minute decision to shave below the belt as a surprise for him, so that I could show him I had approval from my husband, rather than tell him.
I bathed and washed my hair as quickly as possible. I stepped from the tub without really drying myself and sloshed water all over the bathroom floor. I frantically searched for my clothes, losing each piece as soon as I found it. Completely frustrated, I decided to skip getting dressed immediately in favor of putting on a face first. The friend I'd spoken to while watching The Graduate was online, and he watched me on my web cam as I carefully painted my eyes and lips, and slipped on my jewelry. He commented on the change and how beautiful he thought I was as I pulled my long hair from my towel and slowly started to brush it. I put in earrings, and debated about blow-drying my hair straight when I remembered Mike had mentioned something about liking wavy hair. I decided to brush it out and let it dry naturally wavy to entice him even more. I finally finished with my face and hair and found all my clothes. I quickly dressed and spritzed a little perfume into my cleavage and over the top of my head, enveloping my hair in its luscious scent. I bid farewell to my friend, shut down my camera, grabbed my purse, and practically ran out the door.
I stopped to get gas and have my ego stroked. I loved the way I felt, and how all the men gazed longingly at my legs as they peeked out of the slit in my long black skirt when I walked. All the other women were dressed in sweats or comfortable clothes. I felt as if I were a goddess surrounded by the unworthy.
After I got on the road, the rain picked up. This only encouraged me to drive faster, so that I could warm myself up in the heat of Mike's patrol car sooner. I was only 30 minutes from our specified meeting point when he called me. I had my cell phone tucked between my thighs so that I'd be able to feel the vibrations when the phone rang, since I had the radio up loud and was singing, as is my custom when driving. It was an innocent enough vibration until I looked at the screen and saw it was him. Suddenly, all the heat and tension of yesterday afternoon came rushing back in a crashing wave of nervous energy. I fumbled quickly with the radio, beating the rebellious volume knob into submission. I'm sure I sounded a little out of breath when I answered.
"Hello?"
"Hey, where are you?" he asked, sounding a little concerned.
"I'm about 30 minutes away..."
"I thought you were going to call me when you left? I was getting a little worried that we might not be able to get together tonight..." he continued.
"I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. I just wanted to get on the road and get there as quickly as possible. In fact, I'm doing about 75-80 right now, trying to get there fast."