I've got five friends from work at my place for dinner tonight. It's been a while since I have had company but I am trying to impress one of the ladies I am interested in here tonight. Her name is Lauren. She has long black hair, large breasts, she is neither thin nor overweight and I love her body. Other friends from work here are Tim, David, Chloe and Dana. Tim is about six feet tall, a black man with facial hair and athletic build. David is a young guy about six foot two, tall and thin, with brown curly shoulder length hair. Dana is a five foot two thin woman with spiky short hair and small breasts. Chloe is a tall woman, about six foot tall, average body build but with large breasts. My name is James, I am almost six feet tall, with short black hair and neatly trimmed facial hair.
Everyone is in the living room and visiting with some plates of finger foods and a glass of wine. David goes to the kitchen to get some more food. I'm sitting next to Chloe and I am making a good connection with her, getting her to laugh, lots of eye contact. She has pretty green eyes. The conversation is great with everyone. David gets up and goes to the kitchen. Chloe starts a funny story about our old boomer boss.
David walks back in with an open Amazon box. "James what is in this box you had out next to the chips?" he asks me.
I reply, "Well I opened the box before I started cooking and then forgot about it because Dana called me needing directions." I continue, "I was looking around on Amazon while board and came across wooden mouth with a tongue coming out of it. In the picture it looked really well made. The seller stated that it was cursed but then had a bunch of smiley faces after that sentence. It was super cheap and I bought it to use as a joke at some point. Like a gag gift."
"Do you mind if I take it out and look at it?" asks David. Everyone has now stopped talking. Their attention is now focused on David and this box.
"Sure," I reply to him. He digs in the box and pulls out this long tongue. The tongue is coming out of set of open lips and the tongue curls up at the end. It's a very long tongue. The wood is highly polished and smooth. It's one solid piece of wood and the bottom of it is solid and flat so it can be set on a flat surface. Everyone kind of laughs when they get a look at it.
"Can I see it?" Asks Dana. David hands it to Dana. Dana holds and looks it over, her eyes wide.
"Everyone here knows I am a lesbian and I would love to have a woman going down on me with a tongue like this!" she says. Everyone kind of giggles at her comment. Chloe leans over Dana's shoulder and touches the long tongue.
"It's smoother than it looks," says Chloe.
"Let me see it," says Lauren. Dana hands it to her. Lauren gives the long tongue a fake kiss and everyone laughs. Lauren the tosses it towards me. I catch it and shake it at everyone while making a funny sound. Everyone laughs. I hand it over to Tim. Tim takes it and sets it on the coffee table.
"Look at this," says David. "There is a handwritten note in the bottom of the box," he says with surprise.
"Read it to us," we all say.
David unfolds the note and starts to read it out loud, "Dear buyer, I want to express my gratitude for you buying this cursed thing. I want to leave no doubt in your mind it's cursed. It has a curse of a sexual nature and now it's your problem."
"What the fuck?" Says Chloe.
"Some fake bullshit," I say.
David continues, "If you're the only one that has touched this thing today, then put it back in the box now before anyone else touches it."
"Too late!" Yells Tim. We all laugh.
David keeps reading aloud, "If two people or more have touched it in the same day, then the curse is now active. Anyone who touches this tongue will have to perform oral sex on anyone else who has touched this tongue. They will have to perform it to completion. If it involves a man, all of his cum must be swallowed by the person giving him oral. This is the only way to end the curse."
At this point no one is talking. Everyone is listening to David. He continues, "The longer you go without performing oral sex to completion on someone else who touched it, the worse the curse will get. You will become uncontrollably horny. Your mind will only be able to focus on sex. You will not be able to do anything else. Reaching orgasm any other way will only provide temporary relief and will not end the curse. Your body will quickly reach a state of total arousal. Men your dick will get hard and women you will get wet. If you wait too long to get an orgasm your genitals will start to hurt. The best thing you can do is put this thing back in the box and never touch it again. It's your problem now. After I sold it to you I deleted my account on Amazon. You will never find me. I never want to see this thing again."
We all just kind of shook at each other in disbelief. "This isn't funny anymore," says Lauren.
"I'm putting it back in the box," says David. He picks it up and puts it back in the box.
"I am going to the bathroom," says Chloe. She gets up and heads down the hall to the restroom.
"Let's put on a show," I suggest trying to cut the tension. Everyone agrees. I put on some sports news.
I start to notice my dick is getting stiff. I look around the room at the other people. I wonder if there is really a curse. I'm curious if they are feeling anything. Lauren is sexy to me but I am into her. I look over at Dana. Normally it's a total no sexually. She is a good friend but she has never been terribly attractive to me. For some reason my eyes linger in her bare legs that are not covered by her skirt. I wonder what she has on under that skirt. Wait, what the fuck? Am I really thinking this? I look over at Tim and he is eye fucking Lauren. His eyes are running up and down her body. I look over at Dana and she is just looking at the tv. Lauren is looking at Dana.
"Who is that new lady doing the sports interview?" I ask out loud.
"She is good looking, kind of hot," says Dana.
"I want to put my dick in her, " says David. We all kind of look at him. It was a step too far.
Suddenly Tim says "She has great tits, I wonder what my dick would look like between them?"
"I would love her fingers in me," says Dana.
"Is it hot in here," says Lauren, "can you turn the air on James?"
"Just take your top off," I say.
"Why do I think this is a good idea?" asks Lauren. "This is not something I would normally think is a good idea," she says. She takes her top off. She has some size c breasts. Big tattoos on her muscular arms and shoulders. She has little body fat on the top half of her body. She takes her bra off showing firm breasts with dark aerolas and hard nipples.
Everyone just looks at her breasts.
"Fuck those are better than I could have imagined," I say.
"Well we have all just said things we would not normally say in front of each other," I say. Everyone agrees.