A silver CL-600 Coupe Mercedes-Benz sliced through the inky darkness with the speed and silence of a stealth bomber. Under the hood sat a 5.5 liter V-12 twin-turbo engine that threw out a whopping 493 horse power, allowing the vehicle to accelerate from 0-60 in 4.6 seconds. Its retail value is estimated at being in the vicinity of $128,000, making it a car not to be trifled with.
Its pilot, Danny Richardson, drove with such a reckless disregard for the law that it left his co-pilot, Michael Kirby, gripping his armrest so hard that the whites of his knuckles could almost be made out in the limited available light.
The engine raced as the rev limit maxed out for fifth gear, but was soon purring like a kitten when Danny slipped her into sixth. Their car was emulating the high velocity of a bullet shooting through the barrel of a well-oiled gun, weaving in and out of traffic as if Danny were on a race track.
If Michael didnât know any better he would assume that the world famous McLaren-Mercedes Formula One driver, Kimi Raikkonen, had been tutoring Danny on the finer points of handling his production model Mercedes under heated racing conditions.
âMan, your parents would be pissed if they knew you were driving their car like this,â Michael warned, tightening his grip as he watched the speedometerâs needle race past 150mph.
âFuck my parents, who gives a shit what they think? Just donât be a dickwad at the party tonight Mikey, thatâs all Iâm asking,â Danny said. His eyes were turned away from the road and set squarely on Michaelâs. âJust lighten the fuck up dude. Thereâs going to be so much pussy at The Stonerâs party tonight that youâll think youâre at a fuckinâ cat convention.â
âOkay, okay, just watch the damn road, Danny.â
Michael sighed. This was what Danny was like all the time and how he talked about the opposite sex. They were never referred to as girls or women, but always as âpussyâ or âcuntsâ or âbitchesâ.
âIâm doing you a solid here, donât forget that. You donât get into this party unless youâre someone pretty fuckinâ special â I donât like to blow my own trombone but itâs a fact.â
âTrumpet,â Michael corrected.
âWhat?â
âThe phrase actually goes, ânot to blow oneâs own trumpet.ââ
âLook, fuck that phase, youâre the English scholar, Iâm just here to play football and fuck bitches. The point Iâm trying to make is that you have to act cool tonight. Can you do that for me?â
âSure Danny, you donât have to worry about me.â
âGood, good, I knew I didnât. Iâm gonna make sure you get hooked up with a nice piece of ass to pump. You spend too much time with your dick in those textbooks and not enough time with it in pussy. I worry about you man, you arenât goinâ homo on me, are you?â
It had been four weeks since Michael had been with a girl. A pretty brunette had picked him up at a nightclub and taken him back to her apartment for a night of sweet lovemaking, but had given him the cold shoulder when heâd tried to contact her again.
For Danny Richardson, going without sex for four days, let alone for weeks, is nigh on impossible. Anyone that doesnât match his sexual appetite instantly becomes a homosexual in Dannyâs eyes.
âNo,â Michael said evenly. âI like girls Danny, but I also want to pass college. You know, thatâs why weâre here, to get our degrees.â
Danny began to laugh as if heâd heard a real backslapper of a joke, and Michael just shook his head. Danny was the epitome of every jock youâve ever seen in those teen movies about college. Most people are under the impression that itâs pure fiction, but the reason those guys exist in the movies is because they actually exist in the real world.
So how had they become friends and subsequent roommates? Good question.
For the first year of college Michael had been living on campus and had knuckled down completely into his classes. Heâd made no friends, acquired no girlfriends, and the idea of going to a party wouldâve made him queasy; he was a loner and always had been.
In High School heâd been that guy who kept to himself all the time and had excelled without anyone noticing. Unlike so many others with his level of intelligence he had never suffered at the hands of a bully, and had always gone to school to learn, not socialize.
After the completion of exams at the end of his first college year, Michael had gone out to a pub to celebrate what he knew were going to be exceptional scores. He wasnât much of a drinker but heâd decided that heâd earned the privilege to let loose for a while. Somehow he had managed to be pulled into a pool tournament that was going on, and due to the fact that his father owned a bar and had spent thousands of hours teaching him the art of pool, heâd kicked everyoneâs asses in two seconds flat.
Danny had been on the sidelines observing this ass-kicking with a pretty blonde date, and had been mightily impressed by his stellar performance.
Even with their differences theyâd managed to get along pretty well, and for some unknown reason Danny had taken an instant liking to him. Heâd managed to pull Michael out of his shell and to some extent begin to enjoy the party life. Their friendship had advanced to the point where they both decided to swap Dannyâs Swedish roommate into Michaelâs dorm room, and so the rest was history.
Most of the time Danny was full of shit but Michael still enjoyed his company. Maybe it was because someone popular finally liked him.
âAll Iâm saying, Mikey, is that you need to dip your wick, get a little bit of muff and enjoy yourself. This party is the fucking beeâs knees. Only one hundred and fifty guys are allowed through the doors and the hundred bucks entry is definitely worth it. You brought the money, right?â
âYeah, Iâve got it,â Michael said, patting his wallet. âWhy so much money though? I mean, surely electricity, booze, cleaning upâŚAll that doesnât cost fifteen thousand dollars?â
âI told you Mikey, thereâs a door prize that you go in the running to win and youâll fucking love it. Trust me, one hundred bucks is chicken feed for what you get if youâre the lucky winner.â
âWhatâs the prize?â he asked.
Danny turned his eyes from the road again and grinned. Michael felt the urge to cringe, because Dannyâs grin was somewhat unsettling; bordering on being sleazy and manipulative.
To the untrained eye it might appear that Danny was a bit of a moron, but he wasnât. Over time Michael had come to believe that Dannyâs foul mouth and dulled intellect were an elaborate ploy so that people would underestimate him.
âItâs a surprise my man, but trust me Mikey, these parties are so awesome Iâm gonna have you hooked for life. After tonight youâre gonna think youâre kissed on the dick by a fairy.â