(The first three chapters are not specifically erotic, as I want to lead into the actual sex after some exposition. Hope you enjoy and please, any feedback welcome)
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Chapter One
Bill Walker was one of the oldest hands at the DVLA office in Liverpool, and was usually asked by the head of the examining team to come in for a few extra shifts because of his ability to make the new driver's exams go quicker. At 45 years of age and with 20 odd years in the game he knew almost from the moment a scared or cocky applicant sat down beside him in their car before going out on the road whether they should be passed or failed. It could be a look they gave him, or the way they gripped the steering wheel. Sometimes he was a little too eager to fail the wankers who came in wearing some kind of tweed jacket, pretending to be a 'Yoicks, tally-ho' kind of snob who was going to be driving mater and pater's Range Rover before the end of the day down to Twickenham for the rugby. Then there were the school kids who'd only just met the age requirements for a licence, and were as shaky as all hell as they hopped behind the driver's wheel. Bill had seen grandmothers who could drive like Lewis Hamilton and fit young men who drove like Ray Charles with piles, and he'd passed and failed thousands. It wasn't the most intellectual of jobs but it was the job he'd done for years and he liked it enough to put up with the sometimes death-defying driving moments offered by his charges.
So when the call came in on this Saturday morning from the guv to come in and take over from his mate Sanjay who was off looking after his sick missus there was no real problem for Bill. On autopilot from the moment he walked out of his two bedroom flat, still smelling of bacon and eggs from his breakfast and the shaving cream from his morning ablutions. Driving with professional ease to his DVLA registery took about 15 minutes. Traffic was slow this hot July day, and it was probably because school holidays were on too. Bill's ex-wife Suzy was no doubt sunning herself on some beach in Majorca or the Greek Islands, thanks to the money her new husband (that donkey Eric from the Foreign Ministry who Suzy met when she left Bill) splurged on her. "Fuck 'em" Bill muttered to himself as he pulled into his car space. "Fuck the lot of em..." Bill repeated, feeling suddenly grumpy. It'd been a few months since his last chance to have sex, and he was aware that he wasn't going to be winning over too many girlfriends if he kept getting older and more set in his ways.
As Bill walked into the office via the staff entrance a few familiar faces rose from paper-strewn desks or turned from immaculately clean beaureaucratic customer service counters to offer a greeting. Melissa Tyson, the recently divorced cashier at the most popular window gave him a big wink, which slightly irked Bill. It had been Melissa who had been his last serious date, and whilst they had had some reasonably good times fucking in the back of her Vauxhall (and once in the washroom of an Everton pub), she'd decided that she was just looking for sympathy sex and "Nothing against you Bill but I want someone a little younger". He smiled a friendly but deep-down insincere grin at her then walked over to the boss. Alec Peterson, a baby-faced DVLA middle management type grabbed Bill's shoulder, turned him straight back around towards where all today's punters sat and pointed with his friend hand. "Go forth and conquer Bill!" Alec exhorted with a daffy expression of exhortation. It was only because Alec was actually a decent chap (supported the right football team, drank the right bitter, knew why the Conservatives where a bunch of shits) that Bill was ready to wear such silliness from his boss. That and the extra pounds in his kit at the end of the day.
From then till about 3.40 pm Bill took as many of his examinees out as he could, both within safety and time constraints. He passed a guy down from Sheffield who was a natural, even though Bill thought his Renault Megane was a bit too French for his liking. A librarian from Everton also got the thumbs up, and she surprised him with her ability to reverse park her Volkswagen Passat. A twit with a mouth bigger than the Blackpool tunnel entrance was failed after he went through two stop signs, whilst a kid who was obviously his mummy's precious boy almost got them both killed when the Ford Focus he was taking the exam in crossed illegally through a red light, barely missing a lorry from the continent. "You stupid fucking idiot!" Bill screamed at the kid, the teenager's eyes brimming with tears. "I wanna die in my bed at the age of 100 after watching Liverpool win the triple and getting banged by a virgin and her 4 sisters...not at the hands of a twat who thinks he's Nigel fucking Mansell!" The boy's mother was upset when given the news a few moments later, but she was ushered out of the DVLA rather hurriedly by her son who looked like he would never even want to own a Matchbox car, let alone drive a real one in the future.
With about 20 odd tests given and less than half passed, Bill was getting keen for knock off. He hopped out of his penultimate examinee's car, gave him the form showing he'd passed and that he could take it to the cashier for payment, and ambled back into the staff area. The customer waiting area was almost empty; only two people were left, a man who looked Polish and stank of cheap tobacco, and a young woman with the most amazing look he'd seen in a long time. Long hair with a mix of brunette and blonde streaks, a pink blouse, white mini skirt, black leather belt and calf boots to match. Bill whispered a low 'Sweet Jesus" to himself and then decided to do something he'd never done before. He snatched her details out of the fingers of Alec's right hand before his boss even told him who to take, had a quick look at the name and bawled it out as if to say "She's mine...don't come near".
"Miss Charelle Smith? Miss Charelle Smith?" Bill stared at the girl who was nervously crossing and recrossing her knees. Then walking closer to her, taking in just a small whiff of her perfume which made his eyes swim, he asked again, but more quietly. "Are you Miss Smith? If so, I'm your examiner."
"Oh...yes. I'm her...Charelle...Miss Smith." The stunner before Bill blushed as if she'd been caught doing something distinctly criminal, and she nervously smiled.
"C'mon girlie...I'm not the bloody dentist." Bill tried to be funny and reassuring, something he never did with other people taking the test. For all the obvious reasons this particular candidate was making him do things that were utterly atypical. Bill, after all was human, a man more specifically, and quite understandably was looking at Charelle as if she was the only woman he ever wanted to have before he shuffled off this mortal coil.