Copyright (c) 2018 James Miehoff, All Rights Reserved.
This work may not be published whether for fee or free without this copyright.
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This is one of a series of stories set in what I call Universe-J. Universe-J is very much like this universe with a few exceptions.
First the people tend to be a little more sexual and less hung up on sex that they are in our universe. This does not mean that monogamy is the exception. James and Heather were monogamous for a significant amount of time before they "accidentally" swapped partners.
Second the repercussions of unprotected sex are less severe than our universe. Not to say that STDs and unexpected pregnancies don't occur, just that they occur less frequently and in the case of STDs, a good shot of antibiotic will put you right again. HIV has yet to be introduced so STDs aren't a death sentence there.
Lastly, pedophilia and incest (which I will not be writing about) are virtually unknown. Children are to be protected and loved not abused. When they reach the age of consent, they can join in the adult games if they so desire, but there is no pressure on them to do so.
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It was one of those business meetings that were becoming all too common. Go out to a prospective client's location, trot out the dancing programmer to dazzle with brilliance and baffle with bullshit. I am starting to hate my life.
I got to the meeting room early the second (and hopefully last) day of this trip and caught Tanya, the Business Facilitator, setting out notepads and pens on the conference room table. She smiled briefly and I smiled back. I just wanted this day to end so we could go home on the early flight tomorrow morning.
Letting the coffee try to wash away the drinks and the shots from last night, I tried to make some small talk with Tanya.
"I don't remember seeing you at dinner last night," I said.
She gave me a flash of annoyance and then said calmly, "I wasn't invited."
"We need to fix that," I said.
"Need to fix what?" came a voice from behind me.
Tanya's eyes showed panic and as I turned I saw that it was Barry, the VP of Sales and Marketing.
'In for a penny in for a pound,' said one of the voices in my head.
"Ms. Tanya was just telling me that she wasn't invited to the dinner last night," I said.
Barry stopped for a second, turned to Tanya and asked, "Tanya, are you one of the team here?"
That fight or flight look appeared for a moment before she answered, "Yes sir. I am a part of the team, or I like to think I am."
Barry looked at her and said, "No. You ARE part of the team and as such you never need to be invited to a dinner when you are on the team that is going out for dinner. Please accept my apologies that this was not made clear to you before this. You are always welcome when the team goes out for an event."
"Thank you sir," replied a stunned Tanya.
As Barry turned to put some creamer in his coffee, Tanya shot me a smile that would melt a glacier and mouthed a silent "Thank you". I just gave her a nod and a subtle thumbs-up.
The rest of the day went off just the way I feared it would. After some opening remarks, the client asked if we could suspend the agenda and have some of his technical people join us for some Q&A time. That put me on the hot seat for the next 6 hours.
Apparently, it went well. After the final break, I relieved myself of the 20 gallons of water I had drunk trying to keep my mouth from drying up and sticking shut. As I was heading back to the room, the head of the client's IT department caught me and after a minute of chit chat, not so subtly offered me a job.
I might have thought about it, but my boss' boss was 5 feet away and no doubt heard the whole thing. How embarrassing.
I spent most of the dinner that night trying to avoid the client's IT people to keep from having a repeat performance. So that meant I sat next to Larry, one of our business people and a total asshole. He was also Tanya's boss I found out.
When we got to the hotel I frantically pushed the up button praying for a miracle elevator because Larry was headed straight for me. With that, 'Can I have a moment of your time?' look.
"Ding" went the elevator chime and I jumped through the doors as they were opening, almost knocking poor Tanya to the ground. I whirled around and pushed the door closed button and then breathed a sigh of relief when they closed quickly.
"Oh, Tanya, I'm sorry about that. Larry was coming and I didn't want to deal with him," I said lamely.
"I understand completely," she said. "He can be a total dickhead."
A second later she went on, "I mean, he comes off as being pissed off that there are women in the workplace. It's as though he still thinks that women are only good for fucking and making babies and making dinner. Not necessarily in that order."
In the silence that appeared after that pronouncement, the chime of the floors being passed sounded very loud. I glanced over and saw floor 14 was pressed and the counter showing floor 9 being passed.
"Oh shit!" Tanya suddenly exclaimed. "I shouldn't have said that, should I? Please don't get me fired."
I got as far as saying "Don't worry" when the lights flickered and went out. The car suddenly shuddered and dropped a few inches. Tanya screamed and then the there was a clunk and the elevator stopped.
"Oh my god, oh my god, ohmygod," was all I could hear from Tanya.
Putting on my best calming voice I called out to her, "Are you alright?"
"Ohmigod. No. I don't like the dark and I don't like confined spaces and I really don't like small dark spaces," was the reply I got as the words tumbled out of her.
"I feel like I am going to fall over. The room is spinning and I can't catch my breath," Tanya continued in a very panicky voice.
"Reach over with your left hand. You are by the left wall. Just touch the wall and slide your hand down until you find the handrail," I said trying to project a calm soothing voice. "The lights should be on any second."
"Ok. I have the handrail," she said. "But I still feel like I am going to faint."
"Don't faint yet," I said. "Use the handrail to lower yourself to the floor and I will come over there."
"Ok," she said in a tiny voice.
I reached out my hand to touch the back wall. Using that hand as a guide, I slid along the back wall until I hit the left wall.
"I'm at the back wall next to you," I said. "I'm going to find you by feel. Many apologies in advance, if I bump something inappropriate. I can't see what I'm doing either."
A second later I felt something bump my crotch.
"You are right here," she said. "That was my head."
"Ok. Good. I am going to sit down next to you," I said and did just that.