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The Ex-Mermaid

The Ex-Mermaid

by Georgieporgy
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The Ex-Mermaid, Chapter 4

Author's Note:

Thanks for your votes and feedback. I've had more fun writing Maria, and exploring her background. I'm continuing the gimmick of mostly narrating from Maria's POV, except when our lovers are separated.

This chapter begins Wednesday morning, and covers their birth control visit, menstruation, and Maria's mom. Lots of plot, spiced with a very little sex.

There's a fairly long, non-sexy part about their visit to Planned Parenthood. That's there for those readers who might benefit from it. If it doesn't work for you, skip ahead. It's mostly there for plot reasons, and you won't miss any steamy stuff. The plot-relevant part is "Maria goes to planned parenthood". Also, this is 100% fiction. It's all made up, characters don't exist, etcetera. The clinic is equally fictional, and this is an idealized visit. Real clinics aren't all like that.

Thank you for reading. I welcome any feedback, whether about my writing, the characters, or the sex scenes. Or even the jokes, if you're merciful.

Mike and I woke at the sound of my alarm. We took turns in the bathroom, and I heard Mike starting the shower. He left the door open as he got in, which I took as an invitation. I went in, and brushed my teeth, nude. I could see Mike's body, blurred, through the shower curtain. He was washing his hair, and after he rinsed he saw me standing there.

He slid the shower curtain back a bit. "Good morning, love. I'll be out in a few minutes."

"No you won't". I turned and stepped into the tub with him. "Mike, we can't have sex this morning. The planned parenthood scheduler said to abstain for twelve hours before the appointment, which is at two."

"Okay. I hope I can make it half a day." He began soaping my breasts. My nipples were going to be cleaner than my armpits.

"You don't need to. Just no intercourse or penetration". To prove my point, I slid a soaped-up hand to his stiffening penis and slid up and down. "I've been fantasizing about shower sex for days, but worried it would interfere with the condom's effectiveness. So let me play a little, here." Mike held me tight and we began making out, standing therein the shower and sliding our wet naked bodies against each other. It was amazing and fun, but I broke it off before he orgasmed.

"Rinse off, and come back to bed." Since I hadn't been in long enough to wet my hair, and had been closer to the spray anyway, I was faster at rinsing. I got out and grabbed a towel before heading for bed, letting Mike finish in the shower.

He came out soon, with a towel around his waist and the head of his erection poking out. It reminded me of the goofy little meerkat from Lion King, and I giggled. Mike looked down and caught on.

"Well, it was this way", he gestured at his cock, "or this way." He loosened the towel and (uncomfortably, I could tell) bent his erection downwards to pin it under the towel. That made the towel poke out, as his penis was bent almost straight forward but still quite stiff.

I laughed, and said, "No towel. C'mere."

Mike let go and the towel hung on his dick for a couple seconds before its weight made it slip off. His beautiful penis sprang back up, bouncing a couple times. Mike stepped toward me as I sat on the edge of the bed. I stroked his shaft, then licked his urethra all the way up. He tasted only a little tiny bit of soap, mostly of Mike. I held his shaft in my right hand and took him into my mouth. My left hand grabbed his butt-cheek so I could pull him to me. Mike stepped forward and stood between my open knees. I traced the outline of his glans and up the seam to his urethra. His head swelled in my mouth, becoming very firm and almost textured at the tip. I continued swirling, causing the pre-orgasm contractions I'd felt before.

"Ohh, Maria, that's great. I'm going to come very soon. Where?"

In answer, I bobbed my head up and down a few times along his shaft before taking it out. "Mouth. Baseline." I plunged back on to him, moaning as I did so. Mike had a hand on each breast and was circling my nipples. I felt his pleasure at that, and remembered back a million years ago to Friday night, when I had made him come by vibrating his cock with my moans. I slid back a little bit and held him while I hummed deep notes around his head. I slid my right hand up and down his slippery shaft, and my left cupped around his balls. I gently stroked the wrinkly skin (no squishing!) and felt the contractions as he began to climax.

I took three pumps of warm, slightly salty semen, then a few less vigorous pulses. I held it, and Mike, in my mouth until he was finished. Like when I'd tasted it before, it was just a little earthy, like a fresh-cut raw mushroom, and slightly salty. The texture was sort of viscous and slimy, but not stringy like the mucus I produced so copiously when my hay-fever was acting up.

I swallowed, and licked him clean. "There. Baseline information. This weekend we're going to be testing the pineapple theory." I got up and started dressing, not wanting to be late for work when I already was taking the afternoon off. I was pretty turned on from the morning, but was going to let it fade.

"Happy to help," grinned Mike. "Want me to pick you up at work? I have classes that end at noon, so we can maybe get lunch first." He began putting his clothes on too.

"That would be nice, Mike." I told him where to go, and he said he'd see me about twelve-thirty. That would give us time for a quick lunch before we went. "I am a touch nervous, but I know your being there will help."

"Okay, deal. Let's get breakfast and especially coffee."

"Yeah. I may have already eaten, but I still want my oatmeal for second breakfast."

"You know about 'second breakfast' then."

"From

Lord of the Rings

? Sure."

~~~~

The morning passed quickly at work, since I dived in and got into flow mode quickly. At twelve-twenty, my phone buzzed with Mike's text. I went downstairs to where he was parked, and we drove to a little diner down the street from the Planned Parenthood. I could see people milling around outside, and knew it was protestors. We'd have to run the gauntlet. I was more glad than ever to have Mike supporting me.

We ate and decided it was just as easy to walk as it would be to drive. It meant we didn't have to find another parking spot, or face the crowds in the parking lot. I knew there would be crowds there, since the Catholic Church I had attended as a kid had an active circle of busybodies who picketed sometimes.

I paid, since Mike's TA income was pretty meager. I looked at him and he must have sensed my nervousness.

"We got this, Maria. I am here with you, and I'll support you."

"I know, and I appreciate you so much. Thank you." We kissed, then I took his hand and we walked up to the clinic.

~~~

"Don't kill your baby!" "Shame!" "Harlot!". The picketers were screaming at us. Fortunately, there were volunteer escorts who kept them at the legally required distance, so we got in with nothing more than insults hurled at us. Once we got into the lobby, Mike gave me a reassuring hug.

"I've never heard 'harlot' used seriously like that. How old was that guy, anyway?"

"Don't worry about it, folks. That geezer's there all the time. He's annoying but harmless." The check-in desk was staffed by a cheerful, forty-something black woman with a name tag that just said Jane. "Names?"

Her happy demeanor compensated for the bitterness outside, but there was a thick plexiglass window around the counter, like a convenience store in a bad neighborhood. "Maria Quigley, two o'clock."

"Mike O'Connor."

"You're with her?" Mike nodded. Jane handed us each a clipboard and said, "the waiting room is down the hall. Fill these out and somebody will get you soon."

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We sat down and filled in the health forms. It was all pretty expected stuff, with emphasis on sexual matters.

Sex: F

Orientation: Straight.

No, I am not currently pregnant.

No, I do not have any history of sexually transmitted diseases.

No, I do not have cancer, fibroids, irregular periods, or any of a swarm of other biological issues.

No, I had no family history of breast, uterine, or other lady-parts cancers, that I knew of.

No, I am not currently menstruating.

My last monthly period had been three weeks ago, so it was about due.

Yes, I am currently sexually active.

Birth control used regularly? Oh hell yes. I wrote "condoms" in the blank and checked the Y box.

Approximate number of sexual partners: 1. Approximately. I figured the Halloween fun with Cathy didn't count for me.

Mike finished his form faster than I did, since he got to skip the section about all the female issues.

We held hands, quietly, in the waiting room. Pretty soon a nurse came in and got us. She also had a name tag that said Jane.

"Okay, we'll have a consultation with each of you in a bit. First we're going to do a blood test for disease and hormones. Of course the results won't be back today, but that shouldn't be an issue unless the NP finds another potential problem. Go on downstairs to the phlebotomy lab, then come back."

We went down. This was a normal doctor visit, now that we'd gotten in. They drew two tubes from me and one from Mike. He shrugged and said "I guess they don't need to run a pregnancy test for me." The phlebotomy tech was John. He peeled stickers from the tubes and stuck them to the last pages of our health history forms and sent us back to the waiting room.

There was a very young-looking, very scared-looking teenager there when we got back. She was alone and it looked like she'd been crying. Mike and I looked at each other, and at her. She saw us holding hands and started crying. Mike nudged me and said "go sit with her, if she wants you. She needs somebody."

I stood before the girl and said, "Hi. I'm Maria. Would you like a hug?" Her crying got stronger, but she put on a brave face and patted the bench next to her. I sat down and she immediately embraced me and sunk into my arms, sobbing onto my shoulder.

"I'm not going to pry. It just looked like you needed some comforting." She did, and I just held her and rubbed her back until Jane sent her down for blood draws.

She then came and got me, and I went back to the exam room.

~~~

Soon, another nurse came in. There seemed to be a lot of Janes working here, and I said something.

"We're all Jane here, except the guys. They are all John. Just to keep us anonymous from the fundies outside, but our patients need some kind of name so they can talk to us."

Jane took my vital sign measurements and gave me a hospital gown from a cabinet. "Strip down, totally, and put that on. The nurse-practitioner will be in soon."

Sure enough, another Jane came in. I was laying back on the exam table, my feet getting cold.

"Hi. Maria?" I nodded. "Confirm your birthdate, please." I did.

"Okay. Before we get started, I need to tell you that this is a safe space. If you are not here of your own free will, kick me and we'll take care of you. We can get you out of here without anyone seeing, in case you are afraid."

"No, I very much want to be here. But thank you."

"Seeing you with that guy out there - your partner? - " I nodded. "Seeing you interacting with him reassured me. So, let's make sure you're healthy. Lay back and put your feet in the stirrups. Oh, and you can put your socks back on if you like."

I did. Both. She gave me a straightforward pelvic exam, and pronounced me normal. Okay, I guess "normal" only applies to my genitalia. I bet my therapist would dispute that.

While I was there, she also showed me the moves for a breast self-exam. "With no family history, I doubt you're at high risk. And there's not a lot of breast tissue, so if you did get a lump it wouldn't be hard to find."

Well, I guess there

are

some advantages to having an A cup size. "Go ahead and get dressed. I'll be back in a few minutes for the interview part."

I did, and while I waited for 'Jane' to return I browsed the pamphlets. I had read stuff on their website, and this was the same info. So I pretty much didn't need any, but I kept the implant one. Then, for fun, I read the "natural family planning" one. The Catholic method.

That combined the worst features of being both unreliable and very non-spontaneous, but it was still better sex-ed than what the CYO gave us. Then I thought of my mom. She had been obediently practicing Abstinence for twenty-plus years.

Suddenly I had a lot more compassion for her. Of course we had learned all about martyrs from our nun teachers. And I recalled a lecture from long-ago Psych 101 about 'martyrdom complex', which made more sense when I put it in context. I was probably too naive to make the connection when I was a freshman.

I cried for her. A forty-five-year-old woman had given up so much of her life for me. And she was just trying to fit the impossibly strict rules she set for herself. I had just finished blowing my nose when the door opened and 'Jane' came back in.

"Are you OK?" That was genuine concern, not the scripted paragraphs she'd repeated to hundreds of women.

"I'm good. I was thinking about my mom. If she had gone to a clinic like yours, I wouldn't exist. And she probably would have had a happier life."

"Okay, first off you cannot feel guilt over choices your parents made before you were even born.

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"Second, there are what-ifs generated every second. You can't fret over what-might-have-been.

"And third, you might want to talk to her. Or maybe you don't. This isn't medical advice, this is woman-to-woman advice. You'd be surprised what a little openness can do to recover from old tensions."

"Wow. Thank you. This is going to be a lot to unpack. Ummm... is it OK if I hug you?"

"It's more than OK. A lot of my patients want a hug."

She was the auntie I had needed all along. And she did this a lot. 'Jane' might have talked like this with a dozen women already this week. I hoped she would help that poor kid in the waiting room.

"You seem perfectly healthy. We are going to run the STD and hormone tests, but at this point your options are still pretty open. Have you considered the different methods?" Jane gestured to a rack of a dozen or so brochures, each covering a different type of birth control.

"Yeah, I have a nerdy, practical streak. I decided that my top priority is maximum effectiveness, followed by minimal inconvenience."

"Every woman's dream. The very best effectiveness is from a surgical sterilization, but for reversible contraception, both IUDs and implants are near-perfect. The pill is also very good, if you're careful about taking it."

"I'd read that. I talked to some of my friends, and one has an IUD. She said it made her periods hurt more at first."

"Yup, that's pretty common. You can expect heavy periods and cramps for a few months, and a fair amount of spotting for three to six weeks."

That didn't sound fun under any conditions, and it would put a big, if temporary, dent in our sex life.

"What about the implants? I don't know anybody who has one, at least not well enough to tell me they do."

"You already saw the stuff in the brochures?"

"It's the same as your web site, yeah. Like a wooden matchstick size, just slid into my arm?"

Jane opened a drawer of demonstration contraceptives. All were were marked "Prop - Do Not Use" in Sharpie. She slowed me a rod and the insertion needle tool.

"Right, so of course we'd have to do it here. After that, it's basically a low-dose hormone, so it's the Pill without the pills."

"Sounds like the easiest method."

"It's popular. The up-front cost is a little cheaper than four years' worth of pills, but it's still a barrier for some women to get that much extra money, all at once. We have sliding-scale subsidies from the Foundation"

"I have decent insurance through work. If I knew the trade names of what you recommend, I'll see what's covered. But I think I would like to use the implant one, even if I have to pay for it." The NP, another 'Jane', wrote the names on my visit form.

"Assuming your blood tests don't interfere, that should be fine. Watch the e-mail in your records," - she showed me the clipboard with my visit form, on which it was correctly printed - "but for now, you should be fine to set up an appointment for Friday afternoon or later."

Friday couldn't get here soon enough.

I made an appointment for late Saturday morning, and went out a different door to what turned out to be an exit waiting area. Mike was there, working on his laptop, as was a pimply and very frightened-looking teenage boy and a Hispanic man who was trying to corral two kids under four while a baby slept in a carrier beside him. There were three men waiting, including Mike, and I had a pretty good guess about who the pimply kid was waiting for.

~~~~~~~~~~

As we were driving home, Mike said, "I texted Abby while I was waiting. I had a suspicion it was your day to cook," - I nodded - "so they are going to get takeout. What's your preference?"

"Mexican. Or rather, Tex-Mex, with the too-much cheese and the sloppy sauces. Pedro's is the best."

"Sounds good." He picked up his phone and unlocked it with a thumbprint, then handed it to me. "Text Abby." I did, with our order requests.

She placed the order from Casa Pedro. Pedro's is a joint with trustworthy food and untrustworthy patrons. Their margaritas were so strong you had to surrender your car keys before you could order a second one. There was no real reason to worry, but I was glad Bill was picking it up. My appointment had lasted all afternoon, and the sun went down early at this time of year. If one of us would deter twilight trouble, the six-foot, charming, and sort of muscular (not to mention well-hung) Bill was the choice.

My nerves made me skimp on lunch, so I was ravenous. Casa Pedro had generous takeout portions. But somebody probably should have stopped me from having a beer while we waited for Bill. In the ten minutes since coming in the door, I had gotten halfway through a bottle from some local microbrewery.

The dinner conversation naturally turned to our afternoon, so we filled them in on the clinic, and the protestors outside. Abby had gotten her pill prescription via her family physician, so she didn't know what a dedicated women's clinic was like.

It had been a long, boring-alternating-with-draining afternoon, and I really needed to relax and get some down time. I said as much, and headed upstairs. I also needed to pee out the results of the two beers I'd had. What can I say? I'm a small girl. I'm a lightweight, a cheap date.

Pedro's spicy beans were also having an effect. I left the bathroom fan on when I went back to bed and lay on the covers with my book.

Mike hame in about a half-hour later and sat next to me. "You okay?"

"It was kind of a stressful afternoon. Well, except for being called a harlot. That was a first."

"Don't let it bother you. I bet that old fart gets his jollies imagining the women coming in are doing sexy things."

The big thing on my mind, of course, was the flash I had had about Mom as a young lady, and how her life would have been better if she had dared to go to a clinic at nineteen.

"I see that. Still, it's very good that you came from all that."

I hugged him tight.

We did all the usual pre-bedtime things, and stripped down for bed. I left my panties on, though. I was still sensitive from the exam.

I pulled Mike to the bed. "I'm a little sore from the exam. No touching down there, please."

"Just let me know if you want me to kiss it and make it better."

I scooted down and straddled his knees, bending forward and taking a long swirly lick around his swelling glans. He definitely seemed to like that. I took his head in and tried to repeat the move, but this time with my lips around him too.

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