All people over 18.
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It was the mid 70's, I was only twenty years of age and desperate for something exciting to happen. I was in Thailand's Pang Pot red light area out for a stroll before I went to Vietnam.
"You wanna fuck me?" Taunted the Thai blue satin clad bunny girl leaning seductively on the door frame of her luxurious abode. I struggled to catch my breath as the girl was pure sex, a dream girl, the type you yearned for all those lonely sexually frustrated nights, a girl that was beyond fantasy, platitudinous personified, an erotic time bomb exploding into my senses.
"Well?" She questioned sweetly, provocatively running one sexily manicured hand over the taut perfect curves of her tightly bound breast. She then arched her back and rested her hand on her perfect hips. She smiled sweetly her healthy shiny black hair stealthily spreading over her forehead pinned by her bunny girl ears one of which had tantalisingly fallen over one eye as her other sparked out through her long curving winking eyelashes.
"Why you not wanna fuck me?" She coyly tormented as I stood transfixed before this vision of beauty my eyes down cast as if heavy from aesthetic intoxication, staring at the top of her thighs leading into her stain covered triangle of paradise.
"Er well yes I would love to er, em fuc.. er have you as you say but I really must rush," I spluttered, looking at an imaginary watch.
"But I fuck you good," pleaded the starlet, "no one do you better in whole of Bangkok."
"Yes, yes I'm sure you would, terribly disappointing but I must dash," I wheezed before slipping away into the bustling night crowd.
"I do you for free," the bunny girl shouted as I dodged the army of sellers pushing hastily crayoned drink and drug prices into my face, etched on cardboard.
"No thanks," I shouted lamentably and quickly darted into the haggling mass.
I was trying to be a photo journalist and was on my way to Cambodia via Vietnam. In those days you couldn't fly direct, you had to stop in Thailand and then apply for a visa at the embassy.
When I told people I was going to Thailand there were a lot of innuendoes. I was so naive I really didn't know what it was like. I soon found out that if a girl talked to a foreigner she was instantly labeled a prostitute. All pros were protected by a pimp, like the Bunny girl I had just talked too .
Another girl had been watching me, casually dressed in blue jeans and a white blouse. Like most of the girls in Thailand she had long slick healthy hair an exotic face and brown eyes.
"You no like girls?" She chirped, quickly keeping pace with me. I didn't know if she was teasing me or trying to be funny.
"Where you go?" She asked grabbing my arm.
"My hotel."
"I come too?"
"No!"
"Oh sorry, me forget, you no like girls!"
She was very insulting in a jokey way and I tried not to rise to the bait.
"You no like girls, you like men," She giggled.
That was too far even for my fragile ego.
"Hey I do like girls!" I remonstrated.
"Then why you not want to fuck?" She goaded.
"Look I really don't have the time,"
"But everyone has time to fuck." She reasoned and she was right. I was scared in truth, out of my depth. I wasn't a virgin but there again I wouldn't have said I was experienced and in a country like Thailand experienced mattered more then anything.
"So whats the matter, you cant get it up?"
This time I thought she had gone a little too far. I stopped and turned on her to address her aggressively to her face. "Hey!" I shouted to no avail as she smiled and laughed back at my best hard tough guy face.
"Is that it, you have a floppy cock?" She laughed.