I had gone around to Gypsy's house as I hadn't heard from her for a couple of days. We both have keys for each other's houses so I had gone around to see what she thought of the stories I had sent her. I was only there for about 15 minutes when I heard her at the gate. I stood up eager to see her and ask what she thought as she came in.
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN! YOU'RE A FILTHY MINDED PIG, GIVE ME MY FUCKING KEYS! WOW, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, ISSUES. YOU NEED HELP?"
This was not the reaction I expected.
I... errr... Oh did I come across that bad?
"BAD? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! AND YOU LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, HAVE THOSE THOUGHTS ABOUT ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU DISGUST ME!"
Distraught I pleaded "We are friends, I mean... I am your friend, haven't I proved that through the years... I'm sorry I..."
"Oh yeah you've proved you're a friend alright but only to get in my pants." The contempt obvious with every word.
"I never said that, I just asked you if you would read some stories and let me know what you think, you are my friend I was being open and honest with you I thought..."
The volume increased as she yelled "OPEN AND HONEST! WHAT THE FUCK! You claim to be my friend and write filth like that, what sort of asshole does that? No you didn't say you wanted in to my pants, but you thought it! So that's what it's always been, helping out with money, getting in with my folks, that's what it has always been about, so that one day you get in my pants, that's been your plan!"
"No, Gypsy listen..."
"No YOU listen, you're a pig, you disgust me, just get away from me, GO!"
"Gypsy I'm sorry, I didn't mean for..."
"JUST GO!"
Up I got, my world shattered, I've done it, fucked up everything. Nothing can explain the misery I felt. Getting to my feet with a last pleading look on my face and nothing but hatred on hers I headed towards the door.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Not shouting but threatening and very angry.
"You told me to go" I said confused, broken and dejected.
"DID I SAY LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE, TO THE BEDROOM YOU IDIOT, THE BEDROOM!"
"huh" Wha..."
"Oh for fuck sake go... to... my... bedroom... Must I spell it out for you?"
I've never seen her like this. Oh I've seen her angry but never this furious. I'll do anything to put it right, I comply as ordered, go to her bedroom and sit on her bed.
"GET YOUR CLOTHES OFF YOU FILTHY PIG", she shouted from down the passageway.
"Gypsy I..."
"I SAID GET YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES OFF."
Now I don't know what is happening. Does she want to humiliate me, is she playing a game? Confused I get undressed and sit on the bed.
"ARE YOU UNDRESSED? YOU BETTER NOT BE ON MY BED" she shouted.
Leaping up, I went and stood in the corner of the room.
She walked in, in just her underwear, lovely lacy underwear, and stood there her hands on her hips and a furious look on her face.
"So this is what you wanted to see is it?" she said.
"I... errr, I... Ahhh."