The name is Antonio Calderon. I was born in the Dominican Republic, to a Haitian mother, Anne Etienne, and a Hispanic father, Jose Calderon. I have an older sister named Nadine. In the summer of 2009 my parents moved from Haina, one of the Dominican Republic's biggest towns, to the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I missed the DR terribly but had to adjust to my new digs. Ottawa was to be our new home. I got myself a job working as a security guard, and I also enrolled at Carleton University. My sister Nadine went to the University of Ottawa to study medicine. Life is alright these days, if a little slow.
The only exciting places in the vastness of Canada are the metropolitan areas of Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver and Calgary, in that order. The rest of the country is pretty much all woodland and small towns and to me, that's strictly fly-over, trust me. Since I'm a person of color in the Great White North, I'm allergic to small towns. Don't go there if you're not white. Trust me, they're cold and hostile to us "invasive immigrants". They're going to stare at you as if you're a unicorn and make snide comments. The place where I live, a midsized city which happens to be the national Capital, is somewhat better. As a resident of Ottawa, I'm in the no fun zone. That's okay because I know how to make my own fun.
Don't ever judge a book by its cover. Truer words were never spoken, fam. How else could you explain the big-booty black Muslim chick, wearing Hijab no less, who sucked and fucked me in the engineering building washroom the other day? I met Hakima Mustapha in one of my classes and the tall, curvy Somali chick with the pretty face with a big ass caught my attention. Like a lot of mixed brothers, I've got a thing for dark-skinned chicks. I noticed Hakima but figured I wouldn't bother because Hijab-wearing Muslim chicks to me are in the category of sexless, dull and boring. I mean, I didn't think chicks like that can date, or have fun, or do anything other than go to school or pray. That's all I see them do.
Yeah, I figured Hakima Mustapha was out of my league. I'm half black and half Hispanic. I'm not Muslim or anything of the sort. Just an average Joe of the Christian persuasion. Catholic if you want to be specific. Living in sin in Canada's Capital region. I'd banged a few chicks since enrolling at Carleton University and considered myself alright in that area. Still, how many non-Muslim men can honestly say they bagged themselves a Hijab-wearing Muslim chick? I'm happy to say that I'm a member of that exquisite club. How did that happen? Let me tell you all about it ladies and gentlemen.