"I'll be back in a few hours," Kaitlin said, grabbing her keys off the hook. She turned to me and gave a pleading look. "Promise me you'll play nice?"
"Hey, she said she's going to be doing her 'private meditation time' upstairs, it'll be great."
"Colin..." Kaitlin said, giving me a flat stare. "Come on, Brittany's one of my best friends."
"It's fine," I replied, giving my wife a kiss on the forehead. "Seriously, she's leaving tomorrow anyway, so I don't intend to start another fight."
"Thank you," Kaitlin replied, opening the front door. "When I get back from helping Melissa, she and I will go out. I promise, you won't have to see her much longer. Love you."
"Love you," I said as Kaitlin shut the door, then let out a sigh. I mostly meant what I'd said, I was often uncomfortable around Brittany. There was a lot about Brittany that drove me up a wall, from the way she looked down on the suburban life Kaitlin and I had built for ourselves (we can't all spend our entire twenties backpacking around the world) to her laissez-faire attitude about life in general. How Kaitlin and Brittany had ended up best friends and not hating each other's guts after being college roommates, I'll never understand, particularly with how down-to-earth my wife is.
However, while I'd often make those particular feelings on Brittany clear to Kaitlin, I'd long hid the other reason I was so uncomfortable around her: Brittany was one of the hottest women I'd ever known. I'd had a small crush on her ever since Kaitlin and I started dating, and she was a frequent featured player in my masturbatory fantasies. She was the damn star of the show whenever she came for a visit, and I was back to whacking off like I was in high school again.
The thing about Brittany was that she was beyond a bombshell. At 5'7, she was about the perfect height, and between her travelling and exercising, she kept her body tight and fit. She was still curvy in all the right places, though, from her shapely ass to her toned thighs. Her brown hair was always lustrous, smile white and winning. And then there was her defining feature, her massive chest.
Lord, those tits. For everything else about her, so controlled and maintained, her tits almost didn't make sense. They were massive, overflowing E-cups that burst out of any dress or shirt she put on. Of course, she never bothered much with covering up the rest of her body, so she was always happily showing off an insane amount of cleavage. Given the casual wear she often went with when she visited, it was even worse, exposed flesh unavoidable whenever I so much as glanced at her.
The thing was, I didn't even normally go for big-breasted women. I liked a decent-sized chest, sure, but I wasn't a "bigger is better" sort, and I loved more petite, thin women. On paper, that was what made Kaitlin my ideal woman, and she really, truly was; our sex life was fantastic. But then I'd get a look at Brittany, imagine those big boobs smothering my dick, and...
I shook my head, trying to banish the image, but it was too late. My dick was already standing at full attention in my shorts, and I cursed myself for picking such flimsy material. But fuck, just the thought of that woman. It didn't help that I knew she was a freak in bed; for whatever reason, Kaitlin shared the stories Brittany told her with me, as if the fact that I didn't like her would make it any less hot to hear about her sexual exploits.
Fortunately, Brittany would be upstairs for the next little bit, so it's not like there was anyone to see my pitched tent. I could hear the shower...
The shower directly above me.
"Motherfucker," I said to myself, my erection forgotten as all the shit that annoyed me about Brittany came rushing back. I'd asked her twice already not to use the shower in the master bedroom, but here we were again. The past two times, Kaitlin had asked me to just let it go, but Kaitlin wasn't home, and I was sick of dealing with this shit. I quickly scaled the stairs and entered our room.
"Brittany!" I shouted, banging on the door. "Brittany, I've asked you not to use this bathroom!"
"Huh?" came a voice from inside the room. "One second, it's hard to hear you over the water!"
"Brittany!" I yelled, pounding harder. "Come on!"
"I said to wait a second!" I heard the water shut off and the curtain slide back. "Colin, I thought I asked for some time alone, so I could relax."
"Seriously?" I said, anger rising. "Well I asked you not to use my shower!"
"So, we're even. I promise, no more using your precious shower after tonight."
"You're leaving tomorrow!"
"Exactly, so no reason to get all bent out of shape!" With that last comment, I heard the curtain pull shut and the water start up.
"Fuck this," I said, my anger trumping any logic at this point. I grabbed the doorknob and turned, not at all surprised to find it locked. However, having accidentally locked myself out before, I knew exactly how to get it open, slipping my fingernail into the lock and twisting the small latch open. With that done, I stepped inside the steaming room. "Get out of the fucking shower, Brittany!"
"What the hell, man?!" Brittany shouted from behind the curtain. "Are you seriously wound so tight that you can't just chill for a bit?"
"This isn't a hostel, Brittany, you can't just do whatever the fuck you please!" I reached for the switch on the wall and flipped it. "Like not turning the fan on when you're going to turn this room into a damn sauna."
"Alright, fine, jeez!" Brittany said, the water shutting off. And before I had a chance to do anything else, Brittany pulled the shower curtain back. It was brief, and I turned quickly in shock, but the image burned itself into my brain: Brittany, literally wet and dripping, her body shining, tits swinging slightly as she angrily stepped out of the shower onto the mat. So brief... but more than I'd have ever imagined.
"Fuck, Brittany!" I yelled, heat rushing through my face as I spun around. "Maybe warn a guy first."
"Oh, like you warned me before barging in here? Right." Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Brittany grab a towel from the rack "Probably wanted to sneak a peek."
"I did not!" I insisted, and I mostly meant it. As angry as I'd been, I honestly just wanted to get Brittany out of the shower. Now, though, the sight of her naked body burned in my mind... I was definitely glad to have gotten the peek. Even just the flash I'd gotten, she was gorgeous beyond belief, and standing there wet, nude, and slightly annoyed, I just wanted to turn around and take her against--
"I should go," I said suddenly, fighting against the thought in my head.