The Imprint ch 10 The Bigger Cunt
Lying on her side alongside me after a vigorous work out, relaxing, supporting her head with the palm of her hand, 'Becca, with a glimmer in her eye, accused me of fixating on the contours of her mammary glands. "Human mammary glands," `Becca's expression went distant; her tone was impersonal as if she were teaching an auditorium packed with students, "are not a sexual organ, but a secondary sexual characteristic engendered by higher levels of estrogen widens the pelvis and increases body fat in coxa (hips), thighs, gluteal prominence or butt as well as the breasts. Unfortunately, in my case the hormone estrogen sent a bit too much prominence to my gluteal weights."
"Tall, long legged and thin waisted you are not," I replied, but braless, undraped ..."
Shaking her head, `Becca cut me off, "short and plump with a butterball shape."
"But," I assured her, "your breasts and erect nipples, the special trait I am privileged to appreciate."
"Men are not alone in rating," `Becca continued to instruct me, "females by buxom busts which titillate. Ladies too are agape," she snickered, "at busty babes in the pink of health, with double DDs, functional appendages, gals impressed by hearty pair of 'boy magnets.'"
I laughed. "you are something else."
"Am," A dreamy look crossed her face as she posed the question, "I the saintly Madonna you worship and bless or fun-loving friend you want to do naughtiness with, Pollyanna or," her tone turned harsh, "the Bigger Cunt you must caress." She leaned into me for a kiss.
My dual life presented some interesting challenges. After the pre-trial deposition of Dr Rebecca Barton accuser and former roommate Erica Ehrlich, I began work on my motion to dismiss the malpractise claim against Dr Rebecca Barton. During the day, I was Dr Rebecca Barton's attorney in an unusual malpractise action brought by her former roommate law student Erica Ehrlich. Five nights a week, `Becca and I came together.
Whenever on our evenings at the dinner table together, `Becca, leaning over me in her flimsy white collared pink robe, she changed into as soon as she arrived home, expressed interest in the work I was performing on her case, I'd tell her, "a good writer doesn't disclose his masterpiece until he's ready to publish."
Sulking, `Becca pulled back before I could untie the belt and gaze up those delicious double DD breasts.
`Becca complained, "Erica, my roommate, and I had great fun together. I took her in when she needed a place to stay. I got her a job when she needed money."
"As an anatomical model," I chuckled, "same as you did for me." In a way I had come to recognize that I had replaced Erica in `Becca's private world. I was dealing with how ` Becca's time with her former friend Erica ended. The thought crossed my mind just how would `Becca break my ties with her? I dismissed the thought.
Did `Becca blame Erica for the way their friendship ended? Outwardly, for my benefit, `Becca did. "And now, Erica blames me," `Becca re-echoed her familiar plaint, "for an attack in a dangerous area over on Central Avenue. Yes, I was running an emergency drill there. I thought she'd pick me up. I'd have treated her to dinner. At 6PM, having waited long enough, I accepted Fire rescue's offer of a ride and I left. What are you doing to save your princess in distress?"
"Interesting way to con-screw the facts," I chuckled. "I'll have to remember that version when I put together the papers together. Just who is the damsel in distress, you or Erica that's the question."
"Erica is trying to torture me by becoming the bigger cunt," `Becca pouted.
"Much as I find the cunt laying with me warm and wonderful," I sighed, "I need that expert psychological report, based upon a reading Ehrlich's deposition testimony and medical records concluding that Ms Ehrlich's account is inherently suspect."
"And you think that a report labeling Erica," `Becca shook her head, "`an Histrionic -- Narcissistic personality, drama queen, who under the influence of a barbiturate, can produce interesting hallucinations, phantasms cannot render a reliable account' would kill the case?"
"How it would fit together with my argument for dismissal," I declined to reveal my strategy, "is up for discussion at a later time. Now, you'll have to take it on faith."
"Faith is a hard thing for me," `Becca admitted, "You have given me a tall order a cross disciplinary expert in forensic toxicology and psychiatry."
"Oh, it's your med school classmate who, in a third - year med school prank, jabbed you with a needle, whose long fingernails scratched you when she stripped you naked, and bedded you down with a man you detested. Erica Ehrlich testified she picked up, gave you her coat and drove you home. Ms Ehrlich thought the assault on her was a prank to get even for laughing at you."
"To get out of this quandary," `Becca sighed, "I'm exposing an episode I'd prefer forgotten."
"And I'm sure your classmate, the psychologist -- slash -- toxicologist, appreciates your willingness to forget her involvement in a silly prank." I reminded `Becca, "you are the bigger cunt. There should be no problem wrenching that report out of your psychologist friend."
"Psychiatrist," `Becca abruptly corrected me, "A psychologist is not a medical doctor."