"Big Tits, Big Dicks and Fantasy Fucking"
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The day I met a God started off the same as so many others. I stopped in the Department Office, picked up my mail and said hello to Mrs. Anderson the Department Secretary. Headed to my office. Just like every other day.
I'm an Adjunct Professor at The Institute of Technology and Science. AP is pretty far down the totem of academia. But I was hoping to get a full time job. My area of expertise is Ancient and Comparative Religions. Exciting, right?
One of the few perks for an AP is that I get an assigned carrel in the Library. I call it my office. There isn't a door so anyone going by can see I'm working. But it's mine, all mine.
It's quiet, I can nap or read or prepare for classes without being disturbed. And that's where I spend most of my time when I am not teaching a class.
I'd just settled in when Jillian came by. She's one of the Assistant Librarians. And if you think Adjunct Professor in unimportant, well, Assistant Librarians makes us look like rock stars!
I'm sure that you've seen Jillian. You may not have noticed her but you've seen her. Jillian is every cliche of a Librarian. Stick thin. Drab hair pulled into a messy knot at the back of her head. Skirt to mid calf and billowing around her as she moves. White blouse under a half buttoned cardigan. Dish water blue eyes. Behind thick glasses, of course.
Without acknowledging me she dropped a small pile of books on my desk and left. By the time I realized that one of books were not meant for me it was too late and she was out of sight.
"Crap" I muttered to myself. I would have to get the book back to the front desk. Oh well.
The book was an old one. Bound in leather of some sort. The cover had an embossed profile of a woman. She was very obviously female. Her profile looked like a upper case P. Yeah, just like that: P.
Look; I'm a boob man. Always have and always will be. So the cover was interesting and I opened it up to see what it was about.
What it was about was about a long time ago. It was not written in any script I'd ever seen. A little like ancient Hebrew. Or older. But for some reason it seems to make sense to me. Almost like I could hear it in my head as I'm looking at it.
It seemed to be a collection of prayers or entreatments. It was only about 50 pages long. By the time I get to the last couple of pages my mouth is moving in sync with the sounds in my head. I'm mumbling under my breath as I find parts that I can sort of read when some one asks me what I want.
"What is it that you seek, young man?" the voice asked.
"Huh?" I had thought I was alone. I looked around, there was no one there.
"I asked what is it that you seek, Sirrah." Sirrah? I still didn't see anyone.
"Wha..." I never was the quickest guy around. "Who's there?"
"Gods! YOU summoned ME! Get to the point." I heard frustration in the voice now.
I summoned? Me?
"Um, I don't know what you're talking about and I still can't see you!" There's that quick witted response I was so famous for.
"You read from the book. You summoned me. What is it that you seek?" The lights flickered and went out.
"There was a time I could have darkened the Sun!" The voice said. It sounded peeved. "How many years have passed?"
"Um, I have no idea?" I ventured.
"Let me explore." I got the feeling of being alone but only for a few moments. Then the Presence was back.
"Alright. I'm up to date. Here's the 411. You have summoned me from a rest of more generations than you could conceive. In the time of AGO there were many like me. Now, most of us are gone. Lack of followers I suppose. They left for other realms, other, you would call them, dimensions.
"But there are still some that continue to worship as they did in the past. In that time AGO you would have been an Acolyte or Priest of mine instead of studying other more recent iterations.
"You do however, still revere the tenants that were the basis of my worshipers."
"Um," I broke into the monologue. "Exactly what was it that you worshiped?" It seemed unlikely but every thing I was hearing seemed to have a ring of truth to it.
"Look inward, sonny boy! What is it that YOU worship?"
"Guh, you mean..." my voice died away in a gurgle. Was the voice suggesting what I thought? "BOOBS!" the voice boomed. "TITS, BREASTS, Juggs of the jumbo size! You adore, admire, love and worships big tits! The bigger, the better!"
"Well," I temporized, "I wouldn't say..."
"I damn well would, kid! I can see right thru you, you know! I can see what lurks under that veneer of sophistication. And I can see how you have been and how you have wished and hoped to be!