"He's an arrogant, sexist dictator. You will hate working for him." Jane remarked sternly.
I carefully balanced the phone on my shoulder as I mixed a perfect shade of claret for the painting I was working on, "Honey, I'm so far behind in my bills I would be willing to be a personal assistant to Pol Pot."
"Dahlia, you are shameless!"
"I know, I know, but I really need a gig Jane. Do you think he'll hire me?"
"Just wear something revealing and you'll be a shoe-in. We'll have dinner after your interview; you can tell me how horrible it was and on the way out I'll point out all the women in the building he has harassed."
After hanging up, I realized what a mess I was. "Shit, how can I be sexy with paint on my forehead!" I jumped in the shower and tried to scrub the bohemian off of my body. Flipping through my closet in my mind's eye I planned my outfit. Not that there was much to choose from, I had never worked in a corporate office. Thank goodness I had slept with a guy who had a "naughty librarian" jones. My role-play costume would double as my interview outfit!
While I was rinsing off, a jet of water hit my cunt, reminding me that I hadn't had a chance to jill-off. I started to caress my breasts as the water streamed over my body. Pulling off the shower massage, I directed the spray over my nipples. The pulsating spray was tantalizing. I turned up the water pressure and the throbbing spread throughout my body. I ran the water everywhere except for over my pussy, teasing and testing myself, seeing how long I could hold out. I think I could have gone on forever, but I had that stupid interview to go to. I turned the dial to stream and steadied myself against the tile. I played the water against the outside of my labia and down and up to my ass. I quivered as the jets of water streamed against and into my puckering hole.
With my right hand I spread my lips apart with my right hand and brought the water play back to my cunt. The pressure teased the nerve endings around my vaginal canal. I found my clit and began use my latest favorite technique by pressing it through to hood. I could feel the orgasm building deep in my belly as I alternately squeezed and pressed my joy buzzer. I really wanted to go over the top so I dropped the shower massage off of the shelf and grabbed my waterproof vibrating dildo.
As far as I am concerned, it was the world's most perfect solo-sex toy. It was curved for g-spot stimulation, ridged for vaginal stimulation, and it vibrated for clitoral stimulation. What more could a girl ask for? I slowly slid the vibe over my clit, practically sending myself over the edge. When it reached my vagina, I teasingly moved it in and out of myself. My pussy grabbed at the fake dick and tried to pull it inside. The purple jelly rubber was slick with my cream. As I increased the pace I pulled roughly on my nipples. "Uh, uh, uh, oooooooooooh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I screamed as the orgasm exploded outwards from my center.
After cleaning up, I slipped into my favorite gold silk bikinis and struggled into the matching bra. The demi-cup bra was at least a cup size too small, but the squeeze on my DD's gave me great cleavage. The warm gold tone of the lingerie complemented my creamy caramel skin. I stopped to admire myself in the mirror as I rolled up my black lace topped stockings. "Damn, I look good!" I took a moment to admire my overflowing breasts, contoured waist, sexy belly, and womanly hips. After putting on my slightly-above-the-knee length black skirt and matching blazer with a white silk blouse, I stopped for a final check.
"Definitely need to undo one more button." I slowly turned to make sure I had not missed anything. "Damn!" Pantylines, the bane of my existence. I forgot that I always went without when I would play "Mrs. Roberts" with Jim. I quickly slipped off my panties. While I was bent over I spied my pair of black 4" stilettos under my bed. "Perfect," I thought as I slipped them on. A little higher than acceptable for an office, but not quite topless dancer height (that's another story).
I got to the office tower in Midtown without too much drama. I had taken a cab, so I had not had a chance to test my outfit. I approached the security desk without much fanfare and the security guard didn't pay me much attention as I stated my name and purpose. I knew I had chosen the right outfit, however, when as I leaned over to sign the guest book the security guy practically started drooling. I winked at him as I turned toward the elevator bank and his face turned a deep crimson as I wiggled toward an open car.
"Please have a seat, Mr. Harrison will be with you shortly." The receptionist directed me towards a bank of plush seating.
"Can you direct me towards the ladies room?" I asked the petite redhead as I tried not to stare down her top. She was wearing a loose fitting oxford shirt with at least three buttons undone and nothing underneath! Her pert breasts were two perfect handfuls and I found the sprinkling of freckles across her chest charming. I inadvertently licked my lips.
"Hello? Miss..." Now it was my turn to blush.
"Oh, sorry, yes, right down the hall and to the left, got it."
I quickly closed the stall door behind me and giggled at myself. I had planned on using the bathroom trip to sex myself up, but I found I was already hot. When I reached into my blouse to pull my nipples just over the top of my bra, I found they were fully engorged. I took a moment to twist and squeeze them and if I had more time I probably would have gone for an all out lick. I reached under my skirt to get some pussy juice and I was surprised to find how slick I had become. My clit was trying to peek out of its hood and demanded attention. I lightly stroked its sides and leaned back as I enjoyed the pleasurable pulses coursing through me.
"Shit, I don't have time for this!" I quickly dipped my index finger inside my pussy and picked up some juices. I lightly rubbed a bit between my breasts and on the inside of my wrists. After washing my hands and checking my lipstick, I headed back to the reception area.