I'm 28, like cycling, good company and watching movies. Normal guy.
That is until I went for a job interview a couple of weeks ago that changed my life around.
My girlfriend and I enjoy a good sex life and I've been with her for over six years. We like doing it outside if we can and in the car and at home we are fairly relaxed about our bodies, often being naked most of the time. She has a cracking ass and the most beautiful tits with nipples so perfect and firm most of the time, little diamonds.
I'd hit a few bad jobs in the past years where I was 'last in- first out' and so I had been doing a little bit of food delivery on my bike around the city just to earn some cash..
But this job had caught my eye and I really wanted it. It was working in a studio office designing adverts for a company making products for the men's grooming industry.
I like to take care of my body and I'm shaved all over so to be part of something that would benefit the Smoothies out there as well as the Hipsters, would be great.
I dressed in a pair of dark grey socks that had shades of grey stripes running up and down them, my black Derby suede lace-up casuals, a charcoal grey suit with a pale lilac shirt and a grey tie, and a pair of black boxer trunks.
I took the train to the interview and casually walked into the offices announcing that I was there to meet Mr Marks, for an interview at 4.30.
The very fit blonde receptionist had the greatest smile as she led me to the waiting room and once seated she left me, but I noticed her very quickly glance down at my crotch area, which really made me smile inside as the boxer trunks I'd chosen do highlight my bulge a little.
I waited perhaps fifteen minutes before the door to an office opened and a guy about my age came in and shook my hand,
"Hi, you must be Craig, my 4.30? Sorry I'm a bit behind schedule. I'm David and I'll be interviewing you today so why don't you come into my office and we'll begin?"
Once inside he offered me a seat opposite him at his desk and then he apologised again for running a little late. "Sometimes," he said. "I have some fascinating people to interview, I get a little carried away with the time."
I said that was ok and I didn't mind waiting as I had nothing to rush away for, so he could take all the time he wanted.
He smiled a really cool, cheeky lad's smile that made me relax. This was going to be a good interview I thought, I had no idea how good!
We chatted about my past working history and he asked me what challenged me, why I chose them to come for an interview with and what I would contribute to their business if I got the job.
With regards to choosing them I told him that as a man who took care over his own body, especially because I cycled, I was excited with being able to add my perspective, of what I would like for my own body, to their ideas and concepts for a blossoming market.
"Cool," he said, "So Craig, what is different about you and your body care than any of the other people I've seen today?"
As he said that, he shifted in his chair and put his folded hands on the desk, leant forwards and looked directly into my eyes.
I was a little taken aback by his stance, but hopefully didn't show it and realising this was possibly one of his interviewing tactics, I decided to sit a little but further forward in my chair as well, as I told him about cyclists needing to have smooth bodies all over and some of the products out there were a little abrasive around delicate areas and a lot weren't masculine enough in their look or selling points. Whereas being a modern Hipster was getting a lot of media attention, I'd not only be able to help them develop that side but I'd be able to offer advice on Smoothies and maybe as a company they could become trend -setters for those who don't want much body -hair, an untapped market?
He nodded kindly all the way through my answers as we chatted some more and we began to develop quite a relaxed banter, with lots of smiles and laughter going back and forth.
It turned out that he was a swimmer who had been on the edge of an Olympic career but illness and family matters had changed all of that, but he did understood the need for certain men needing smooth bodies.
His buzzer went and I recognized the voice of the very fit receptionist, "We are about to close David, do you want me to shut down or wait until you've finished, as most of the other office staff have left?"
"Fuck is it that time already?" he replied to her, then immediately apologized to me for the use of the 'f' word.
I told him not to worry I wasn't offended as it was just another ordinary word nowadays.
He thanked me for understanding and then asked Rachel, to step in.
She entered the room with a clip board in her hand and put it down next to me giving me a reassuring smile.
"She's smiling Craig, because that's my signal to Rachel that I've chosen my candidate and so she's she brought in some papers to sign, should you want the job that is?"
"The fuck yes," I replied a little too enthusiastically and went to apologise, but David just smiled and brushed it off, "After all," he said "it's practically an ordinary word nowadays!"
I laughed.
Rachel left with a big grin on her face, "I'll see you tomorrow David" she replied as she closed the door.
"So welcome to the company Craig, all I need you to do now is to sign some papers and I can get the ball rolling. Do you have any other commitments that effect you starting?"
"No, I've just been doing a few deliveries of food on my bike, so I can drop that at any time."
"Cool. There is just one other thing you'll see in the paper work. I'm looking for someone that not only can help me with our advertising but that might be interested in being in those adverts themselves so cutting down the cost of spending money on a modelling agency, and I think you have the perfect look for that, but before you signed anything I wanted you to be aware with that of course?"
I was a little surprised by his announcement, knowing that I have a good body but only having my girlfriend and a couple of mates tell me, and I went a little red.
"Oh," he said, "I didn't mean to embarrass you Craig. I just think you have the whole package, the looks, the body, the experience and the personality I'm looking for, and that's why I want you, here," he smiled.
"Erm no, no, I'm not embarrassed, well maybe a bit but I've never had someone say that in an interview before. I just wasn't expecting it," I laughed nervously, "so could you tell me more about what you're looking for."
"Well, I need a guy who would look great topless as we modelled his chest and stomach, with our products showing what a smooth look can be achieved, and the legs of course so either a campaign showing you in just boxers shaving etc. I know that's prominently a female market right now, but I agree it's one that men haven't tapped yet and if we could be the first to launch this idea, then who knows. And you'd look great in pair of boxers." he smiled again, that laddish smile.
"Um, thank you for saying so but I'm not sure that showing off my body to the world in advertising campaigns is something I've thought of."
"That's ok," he said, "Let me help." and with that he buzzed his telephone. "Rachel, can you step back in again please?"
I was surprised to learn Rachel was still in the building but as she walked through the door, there was that amazing smile again.