As I approached the grimy premises of Jones, Chemist, I could see through the glazed door Mrs Jones, dressed in the white cotton coverall-coat her husband made her wear, arranging bottles on the shelves. My errand was serious, but the tinkling of the bell on the door expressed the cheerfulness I nevertheless felt in my heart.
Mrs Jones turned, and was ready to serve me as a customer before she recognised me. Then it was as if a shaft of winter sunlight struck her face. "Freddy!" she exclaimed. "I thought I might not see you again."
"Jenny, how could you think such a thing?" I replied.
"I suppose," she said, "marriage has taught me that a man who seems to desire a woman may be after something else. My husband wanted an unpaid shop-girl and a mask for his real nature. You, I feared, only wanted that tintype photograph."
We were facing each other across the counter and began leaning with our forearms resting on it, so as to speak in subdued tones, since Mr Jones could not be far away.
"I thought I should have an excuse to return."
"You mean that my person alone isn't enough of an excuse," she said sadly.
Here our conversation began to be punctuated with kisses, thus:
"No, no. It's only that women often regret, you know." Kiss.
"My secret place could not regret that beautiful," kiss, "powerful," kiss, "magnificent beast between your legs." Kiss.
"Sweet darling Jenny!" Kiss, kiss.
"Thrilling man!" Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Readers of a sternly unsentimental nature might feel a touch of nausea at this point. Fortunately, perhaps, Jenny saw something behind me that caused her to stand up and straighten her white coverall-coat -- a potential customer, no less. Moments later the shop-bell was jangling as he entered. I said, "A bottle of permanganate of potash, if you please." I saw the permanganate on a shelf just behind her.
"A large or a small bottle, sir?"
A minute more and I was standing behind a posting-box, attempting not to look furtive while observing the door of the pharmacy. Two minutes, and the customer had left, and I was kissing Jenny again -- only to be interrupted again.
"A small bottle of permanganate, please," I said. There was about a quart of permanganate in the lab, but no matter. The sooner she served me the sooner the new customer could complete his business.
Again I stood casually behind the pillar-box, coat-pocket now clinking with permanganate.
At my third entrance Jenny said, "We have a new set of our special photographs for sale, so it seems men of a certain type will keep coming in. Will you wait here a moment, Freddy?" She disappeared down the corridor behind her, and after a little while returned with a stack of the large, stiff-backed brown envelopes that contained the photographs. These she placed on the counter.
"Now," she said with a smile, "if I lift the flap of the counter, thus," and she suited her action to her words, "and if you will pull open the gate in the panelling beneath it -- and, if you will, please kneel down in the space."
Seeing where this was tending, I laughed, and did as directed.
"And latch the gate behind you, and I shall close the counter -- there you are, concealed very snugly."
I was kneeling in a dusty recess looking at her white coverall, and beneath it, the bottom of her skirt. Straight away I undid all the buttons of the coverall that I could see.
She reached down and gripped her skirts, and began to raise them slowly. As I admired her ankles, she said with a smile in her voice, "Now, what was your excuse for coming?"
Her black woollen winter hose did nothing to hide the graceful shape of her calves, and I ran my hands over them with pleasure. I said, "I had a question, but never mind that now."