A day like any other day. As I toss and turn, the heat becomes unbearable. I try removing blankets, even my shirt, but to no avail. I'm going to have to get up. Sitting up in my bed I squint over at the clock on the floor. Two thirty- three. Damn. It's times like this I really wish my house had air conditioning. Every day the summer heat wakes me from my blissful sleep. I rise slowly, brushing my hair behind my ears as I stumble out of bed to look for my glasses. Finding them right on the floor where they belong, I am now free of my Barbara-Walters-interview-special vision. I don't even bother to get dressed. There's no special occasion today.
Walking down the stairs, the air is slightly less hot and thick. I sit on the couch, trying desperately to think of something to do. Somehow, I should try to make this day different from yesterday. That being said, things weren't off to an extremely auspicious start. All I did yesterday was sit on my ass and play videogames. Oh, yeah, let's not forget my fabulous trip to the mall with my friend Todd. As I sit there, the walls practically melting from the heat, the doorbell rings. Looking out the peephole I see my gorgeous girlfriend, Jennifer.
Now I remember! My parents are out of town today! Jennifer and I were planning on spending the day, um... together. Yeah, we were going to screw our brains out. I can't believe I could possibly forget something like this. With my trembling hand on the doorknob I take another second to gaze lustfully through the peephole at her. Man she looks beautiful today. Her shoulder-length, perfectly straight black hair shines in the afternoon sun as it hangs gracefully about her face. Her full, pouty lips are glossed, but no lipstick. Amazing. She's wearing a thin white shirt- clearly no bra today. Jennifer's young, pert breasts and large, full nipples never cease to amaze me. Suddenly I remember myself, and seeing the impatient look on her sexy face I throw open the door.
"Geez, Ronald, with all the time you took opening the door you could have at least gotten dressed."