On the second story of the Wolowitz School of Engineering, Madison sat on her phone biting her fingernails. She'd been swiping on Tinder for almost an hour now and her thumb had started to get sore. Eventually, her friends Zara and Isabella came up to the table.
"Sup, loser!" Zara swaggered over to Madison, looking over her shoulder to take a peep at her phone. "Find any that you like?"
Madison sighed, "No, not really. There's just so many, honestly I kinda feel like I'm drowning in options. I'm sure a lot of them are nice but I just feel so spread thin."
"Well who cares if they're nice, so long as they're nice in bed." Zara winked as she adjusted her hijab and plopped down in the seat next to Isabella.
"Well I don't know, I'd like to find something more long term."
"Why?" Isabella raised her brow, "You're 20, it's not like you're gonna be together forever."
"Yeah! What Bella said. So just find someone good looking to fuck." Zara yelled loud enough for anyone passing by to hear.
A minute later, Priya came running down the hallway with a coffee in one hand and her phone in the other.
"So sorry for being late!" Priya rapidly apologized.
"No worries, it's ok!" said Madison.
"I think we just expect it at this point." Isabella chimed in.
"Well this time I have a very good reason. I was in the shower, clipping my toenails, when I found this purple bump on my fucking foot!"
"Oh shit? That could be cancer?" Madison gasped.
"Yeah! Wanna see it?"
"Please, for the love of Allah do not take out your feet in public, Priya." Zara put her face in the palm of her hand.
"Well I scheduled an appointment with my dermatologist to get it checked out. Hopefully its not fucking cancer."
"Ewww." Madison gagged. "Dermatologists are just foot fetishists with good enough grades to get into medical school."
"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard." Isabella blurted out to disapproving looks from the other girls. "Well sorry! It is!"
"Where'd you get that from?" asked Priya.
"I saw it on TikTok." Madison replied.
"Of course." Zara rolled her eyes.
"Here, let me show you." Madison got her phone out, opened TikTok and showed it to Priya. It was the TikTok of the influencer, Ms. Information.
"Was Freud right? Is your brother plotting to murder your father and marry your mother? The answer may surprise you!"
"Maddie, not everything you hear on TikTok is true." Zara stated in a stern tone.
"Yeah, I think this dick drought is making you crazy. Sister, you need to get LAID." chuckled Isabella.
"I just don't think that there's any quality guys out there. They're all either emotionally dead inside or look like Sloth."
"Spoken like a true femcel." Isabella deadpanned.
"Fine! I'll go on a date!"