"Jeff!" Cindy came running downstairs, screaming his name. "When did you put up that mirror?"
"Just today," said Jeff, looking up in surprise as Cindy came rushing towards him. "You mentioned last week that you wanted a full length mirror on that wall and I saw one at Home Depot this morning. I put it up while you were out at the garden club."
She wrapped her arms around him and stood on her toes, kissing his lips. "I didn't think you even heard me." She hugged him close and rested her head on his chest, sighing contentedly.
"I always hear you, sweetheart." Jeff placed his hands gently on her back and kissed the top of her head.
They stood together like that for a few minutes until Cindy released her hold and stepped back. She wrinkled her nose. "You smell."
Jeff shrugged. "I haven't figured out how to remodel this room without sweating in the process."
"Well hurry up and finish. Since Mom and Dad have the kids this weekend, I'd like to enjoy a night out and maybe some alone time." Cindy favored him with a seductive smile.
Jeff's eyes widened and he smiled knowingly. "Let me finish the door trim and I'll be done for the day."
"Okay!" Cindy turned around and headed towards the stairs with Jeff's eyes following her. After ten years of marriage he still loved watching her walk away. That's what first caught his eye twelve years ago and although she'd put on a little weight since then her butt was as shapely as ever. And it still swayed seductively as she walked. He'd watch her ass for hours, given the chance, and she knew it. Cindy looked over her shoulder and smiled, her eyes twinkling when she caught him watching.
"Get back to work, you dirty old man."
Jeff cut the last piece of trim and began nailing it in place, taking his time even though his mind was already on a cold beer, a hot shower, and a quiet dinner with Cindy at their favorite Italian restaurant followed by a night of lovemaking without having to worry about the kids.
"Ouch! Shitdamnsonofabitchidiotkeepyourmindonwhatyouredoing." The hammer hit his thumb and all thoughts of Cindy and sex flew from his mind as he gritted his teeth and cussed himself for not paying attention. He struggled through the last few nails, careful not to strike his thumb again, and then cleaned up the area. Although not a neat freak, Jeff liked to keep his work area clean so that he wasn't tripping over things, tracking dirt through the house, and having to search for tools.
He stopped in the laundry room on his way through the house, stripping off his sweaty clothes and walking barefoot across the tile to the kitchen where he pulled a beer from the refrigerator. "To hell with the glass," he muttered to himself, opening the bottle and taking a long pull. "Nothing like an ice cold homebrew after a hard day's work." Beer in hand, he headed toward the stairs and his shower.
When he turned the corner at the top of the stairs and saw the closed bedroom door, he knew that Cindy was in there admiring her new mirror. He smiled to himself, pleased that he could make her happy with just a few minutes' work. He pushed open the door and saw Cindy standing in front of the mirror, trying on a dress he'd never seen before.
Jeff stood naked in the door, speechless, beer and shower forgotten. Cindy was standing casually, draped in a floor-length royal blue formal dress and three inch heels. The dress was slit up to mid-thigh on one side, revealing her smooth, toned leg. The fit was snug but not constricting, clinging seductively to her butt and narrowing at her waist. Open across the shoulders, the dress was cut low enough to show a hint of the cleavage created by Cindy's C-cup breasts, and Jeff couldn't help but wonder what was supporting them since there were no bra straps to be seen. He felt the increased blood flow to his groin as he pictured himself slowly peeling the dress from her body, kissing each bit of uncovered skin before lowering her to the floor and making slow passionate love.
"Jeff, does this dress make my butt look fat?"
"Uh huh. Huge. Gigantic. It's the biggest, fattest, most beautiful butt in the world."
It was an old joke between them. Early in their marriage she used to ask that about every new piece of clothing: "Does this make my butt look fat?" Being smarter than your average fool, Jeff always said "No." But she would continue, telling him how fat her ass was while he would disagree. One day he finally got fed up and said, "Okay, your butt looks fat. Now stop asking me."
Cindy looked at him, horror-stricken, her eyes filling with tears. Jeff stepped forward and took her in his arms. "Sweetheart, your butt is perfect. It doesn't look fat to me no matter what you're wearing and I can't stand you telling me that you think it's too big. I love you. And your butt. Since you won't believe me when I tell you that it doesn't look fat, from now on whenever you ask I'm going to tell you that you have the biggest, fattest, loveliest ass in the world."