Kyle loves his friends and would do anything for them. That even means showing up to their kids first birthday party. Being single and having no kids makes it weird to show up to a party like that. But again, Kyle loves his friends.
Showing up to the party late on purpose hoping to get a parking spot in the back of the cramped cul-de-sac, in hopes of being able to leave early. Pulling in Kyle noticed most everyone was already here. "Yes!" Kyle exclaimed.
As Kyle was putting his car in park behind someone he noticed a truck pulling in behind him. "Of-Fucking-course!" Kyle sighed. Getting out of the car Kyle looks back waving and saying hi to the kid's grandfather that he barley knew. This is important because now he needs to know who has to leave the party so he can.
Getting into the front door, children and dogs running around with people in every available seat in the house.
"Hey everyone" Kyle waves to everyone with no one responding to him. Clearly no one knows who he is.
"Hey Kyle! I didn't think you'd show!" a person said over the crowd.
Kyle looks around and sees the mother of birthday kid, Kayla. Who was surrounded by her own family happy to visit their first grandkid. "Hey Kayla of couse I made it I'm uncle Kyle the cool uncle. And now he is going out back to umm breath." Kyle smiles and Kayla gets what he means, it was crowded in the living room.
Getting out the back door standing on the backyard deck Kyle spots a weather resistant chair, and that, is where Kyle will be sitting for the length of this party. Wearing sunglasses and sitting near the grill, it'll be easy to nap away some of the hours. The sunglasses will hide the fact that his eyes are closed. The grill will allow multiple people to move around not trying to stay still.
The grill master, who is another friend of the parents, tried to set the grill on fire which was the first commotion Kyle could use to blend in. He started tapping his foot to make it look like he wasn't sleeping because he is in fact moving, all while his eyes were closed and dosing off from the world.
After a few moments have passed Kyle has opened his eyes a few times mostly because he heard a women's voice that he didn't recognize. A beautiful young women who doesn't look nearly old enough to have two kids of her own. She was wearing a black shirt and cargo short shorts with enough room for front and back pockets. Her ass and thighs stretching out her shorts, it's a wonder her thin shorts could hold all of her ass. Kyle got a good look once when she bent over in front of him talking to her kids, his imagination ran wild thinking about what she must feel around his cock. Her tight shirt almost too tight to hold her huge naturally perky breasts. Maybe her bra had something to do with this but Kyle doesn't care they were sexy and he wanted to feel how soft they would feel in his hands gripping them hard. She had a smile and button nose that slightly reminded Kyle of whoville women, and he couldn't understand why that was turning him on a bit. She had dirty blonde hair the curled forever and there was so much of it, it was everywhere, Kyle wanted to grab it in an untamed ponytail from behind feeling strands and lumps between each of his fingers as his cock ripped and stretched her ass hole open.
"Hey everyone im Jaqlyn. Im friends with Kayla from wife's of military group" she introduced herself and Kyle already turned everything his imagination had built about her into nothing as she is married and he doesn't do anyone in a happy relationship not wanting anything complicated. "So who is everyone here?" Kyle still liked her as a person, she had no fears to just introduce herself and he appreciated that.
People on the porch / deck went around introducing themselves. The mother of the father making her the grandmother to the one year olds birthday party. The grandfather next, some friends of the family and Jaqlyn looked at Kyle
"Annnd?" she was reaching for a name
"oh I go by anything just don't call me late for dinner" Kyle said with a small smile
"ummm fair how about random guy? Oh The Mysterious Man in black?! Yeah that's what I'll call you"
"Wow that's crazy that's my actual name! But hey you can all me Kyle for short" Kyle legitimately laughed at her liking and responding to the dad style jokes.
"Kyle? Hmm Kyle the Mysterious Man in Black? No doesn't have a ring to it" she smiles a radiant real smile and not a sympathy smile for the dumb jokes.
Kyle had flashes of thoughts when she smiled at him like that. He pictured what she would like on her knees looking up at him with that smile as her face was drenched in his cum. What she would look like kissing his cock with that smile looking into his eyes with those beautiful blue eyes.
At that moment Jaqlyn has to run off the porch in a soft jog to chase after one of her kids, not because they did something wrong but because they called for her. Something Kyle knew nothing of except from helping raise his little cousins but its not the same and he knows it. While Jaqlyn runs off Kayla sits in the chair she had just finally gotten after standing up for a while. And Kyle being who he is wont just sit by and not mess with her.
Jaqlyn gets back on the porch putting her butt on the railing looking in Kyle's direction but he doesn't notice, instead he wants to be a dick to his friend, because what are friends for.
"So Kayla why that chair?" Kyle asks
"What? I don't know why?" Kayla asks confused
Jaqlyn jumps in "no no its her house its no big deal"
"Bull.... So Kayla why that chair"
"Because I wanted to sit my ass somewhere, got a problem ass?" she says with more sass sensing Kyle is going to be a funny jackass.
"Did you think? Oh look Jaqlyn got up and now ill take that seat just to make her stand again" Kyle smiles hoping to get a bird or the word fuck from her.
She rolls her eyes and flips him off blowing a raspberry and says "Yes! Yes I did ya ass!" she gets up telling Jaqlyn to sit and walks to the door "want a burger ass hat?"
"Yes please!" he holds out the word please in a sing song being funny. "And that's Mr. Asshat thank you!" again holding out thank you in sing song making Kayla laugh and that was his goal as her friend.