Disclaimer: 'Wankers neck' is neither an actual clinical diagnosis or Latin term. The described treatment is fictitious and should not be requested from a licensed practitioner. Unlicensed practitioners should also be approached with caution with such a request.
Please enjoy this story in the spirit intended.
The Neck Injury.
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"Wankers Neck!"
That wasn't quite what I was expecting to hear. In fact I was fairly confident it might not be an actual thing. But here I was in the physiotherapists clinic, listening to an actual physiotherapist tell me what was wrong with me.
I guess I should fill in a few details.
I'm a reasonably healthy, vibrant, fit and vital young, 26-year-old guy. I love my sports and am adequately social and enjoy the occasional beer with friends.
In such a situation, surrounded by my gang of varying personalities, I was detailing an ailment in my neck. There was a group of us, about ten I suppose in total, sitting round in Brendon's backyard. It was the usual meeting place on most weekends because he had the best set up. A huge tv which could be seen from almost everywhere in the yard through French doors, into his open plan house. He had outdoor bean bags and other comfortable casual furniture. There was a fire pit and a bar with an "ever full" fridge, containing a range of beers and wines, wine coolers, juices and soft drinks.
This was always dependent on the tastes of the guests. Brendon was always happy to host if we brought the drink. This suited all of us and our weekend hang outs were a thing of beauty. I am sure this is not dissimilar to 90% of the western world's '20 somethings' social arrangements in one way or another.
Anyway, on this particular Friday, I was talking about my neck and how I had no idea what was wrong with it. After a couple of minutes detailing to the group how it was affecting me when I woke and during certain activities over the course of a work day etc, I broke for advice. I am sure it was riveting stuff but among the jibes of "just harden the fuck up" and "poor, poor, poo poo" to which I poked my tongue out at, there was the more sincere response from Sherry.
"Why don't you pop into my office on Friday and I'll take a look at it?" That was what she said.
I felt a bit stupid, remembering right then that Sherry was a practicing physiotherapist. Not only that but she was a real hottie. Not a catwalk model but cute, short and blonde. Her hair was cut in a bob and while her dressing was usually fairly conservative in style, I had always noticed her breasts were shapely and full and that she kept in shape. I have also heard this is often the case with people in her type of career. Fit and sporty with a killer smile.
Tennis, running and frequent visits to the gym made her a tight package. Her pretty smile and button nose had always made her a ten for me. Of course I had never done anything about it and over the course of time, with the combination of my shy nature, her hotness attracting constant attention from others, I had adequately placed myself in her 'friend zone'. I hadn't pursued her in any way other than general scenarios which involved my imagination, some lube, my cock and a tissue.
Oh yes, we had some incredible times together, if only in my head.
So, while the prospect of spending some time alone with Sherry appealed, I realized it would only be in a professional capacity and was grateful on both fronts. One, to get time with my crush and two, treatment for my irritated neck.
Forward one week and I had made my way to her clinic. She was already a young partner in a busy firm and word around town was they could perform miracles with previously considered, 'non treatable' ailments.
I was confident I was in good hands.
It was unexpected to see her at reception but I was happy it was just so. In fact she was the only person I could see in the building but nothing about this struck me as odd. I was there for a reason and as a friend, I was very happy to see her.
"Hi Dave, come on through" she said, directing me to another white door leading further inside the building.
"Cheers, cool." I responded and followed her pointed arm in the assigned direction. The building and surroundings were pleasant with modern pastel furnishings complimenting and breaking up the large white surface areas.
Her treatment room consisted of what I might expect. I didn't spend a lot of time in medical facilities generally but the room was sparse and there were clean surfaces and white cupboards. The room was fairly spacious and aside from the comfortable chairs we sat in, the only other furniture was a massage type table.
Sherry set me at ease with some ice breakers and general chit chat around our common friends and events which were coming up at Brendon's house this week. The big game, what the others were up to and those kinds of things.
After a while she got down to business. After filling out some forms with my details and any critical known ailments (of which I had none) Sherry directed me to stand and take off some clothing so she "could take a look" at me.
I raised an eyebrow slightly but she smiled and assured me that by "getting a look at my posture" she could "get a better idea of my ailment and how to treat it."