I'd been lonely for some time, having just had major surgery I'd just not been on the hunt, but my sex drive was killing me and my best friend, who I'll call ER short for Ex-Roomate, said that his new girlfriend's brother was also looking to get laid. ER suggested that we hook-up on the way to his girlfriend's house, and said when he went in he'd ask PJ (perfect jerk) to go home with me so I didn't "have to be alone." I sat in the drive in my car waiting for what seemed an eternity and ER never came out, so I called PJ's cell phone (ER had given me his number some time back) and PJ answered and I asked him if he'd like to come spend the night with me. "I can't make any promises but I can tell you I'm pretty much a sure thing." He agreed immediately and was out the door not more than five minutes later.
We made the 20 minute drive back to my place in relative silence, because we both only barely knew each other, having met only once before when he'd come to a party at my house and walked in on me showing a female friend a pair of thigh high stripper boots I own. He'd left the room in a hurry that night and I got the impression he was more than just embarrassed, but didn't say anything. When we arrived at my house, I poured PJ a glass of Hpnotiq and then poured myself one as well. We sat in the living room for a short time before I finally broke the ice by saying, "Would you like to see those boots on me again?"
PJ replied, "Hell yes!"