She reminds me of "Flo" in the car insurance ads on TV.
My close friend, Ed, and I meet every few weeks at our favorite restaurant that caters to retired folk. We usually meet about noon but we always get to talking and we seldom leave before 2 pm.
Although there are several waitresses working there, we always get the same one. She is late 40s, tall, well-built and has black hair that she wears up in a pony tail. We prefer her because she remembers what we like and gives us priority service. Her only down side is that she has several piercings on her face.
Recently when Ed and I were there, we talked until late in the afternoon as we always do. My friend Ed was in the restroom when she came by to refill our drinks. I took the opportunity to talk to her one-on-one.
"I always notice that you have several piercings," I said.
"Yes, I have a few," she replied.
"I imagine that you also have your nipples pierced," I said.
She just smiled at me.
"The reason I bring this up is that coming out of high school I went to medical school. Although I didn't get to finish, I still get updates and notices from the AMA. I just got one about clit piercing. They recommend that if the clit itself is pierced, the device should be removed. Apparently they have found that the metal ring short circuits the nerves in the clit and it looses its sensitivity over time. After several years, all you are left with is a pressure feeling but no erogenous feelings. I just wanted you to know," I said.
"Really! So, the clit can just go.... dead?" she asked.
"Well, actually it is more like numb. I don't know what all you have pierced but if you have done your clit, then you should have the ring or whatever removed. If just the foreskin around the clit is pierced, that is OK," I said.
"Thank you for telling me," she replied.
Just then Ed returned to his seat and that ended our private conversation. We headed to the cashier to pay our bill. Ed went first. After he paid, he said goodbye and went to his truck. After I paid my bill, the waitress caught me just outside the restaurant.
"I do have my clit pierced but I don't know if it is in just the skin or if the clit is pierced," she said quietly. "I don't have a doctor, in fact I don't have much insurance as working here does not pay a lot."
"I understand about not having a doctor or insurance. I doubt that the person who did the piercing knows if he did just the foreskin," I said. "Maybe the guy who put it in would remove it for you."
"I had it done in another city so cannot do that. You have medical training, so can you see if it is pierced?" she asked.
"Yes, but......"
