My name's Wade. My Dad died, and I spent the next two weeks watching non-stop porn videos online, losing myself in Internet depravity until I was offered the Power of Porn. Now, the most bizarre sexual situations happen to me, as if I was living in a porno!
In one of those porn scenarios, a shoplifter fucked me so that I wouldn't call the cops on her. A couple days later, she found me and asked me out!
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I headed out to the address Piper texted me. It was a really nice apartment building in the well-to-do part of town. After buzzing me up, she let me into her place...well, her parents' place. The opulence of the apartment was secondary to how my possibly new girlfriend or fuckbuddy looked in her tight, knitted sleeveless top, short skirt, and thigh-high stockings. Her alternating black-and-blonde hair was pulled up into two ponytails. My eyes goggled at the sight of her.
"You like?" she asked as she twirled to show off her outfit, her skirt rising a little from centrifugal force, and her ass cheeks peeked out; it seemed like she might not be wearing panties!
"Who's here, Piper?" another female voice called out from another part of the apartment.
"Shit!" Piper hissed, "I thought she went out."
An older woman whose features told me that she was Piper's mother came around the corner wearing a black bikini that showed off her toned legs, firm stomach, and C-cup breasts. After all the titflesh I had seen during my two week porn marathon, I was pretty sure that this woman's boobs were fake.
"This is Wade, Mom."
"Enchantee, Wade," the older brunette said as she approached, one hand out, palm down. "I'm Eleanor."
I took it and gave it a little shake, which made her smile. Was I supposed to kiss it? "Pleased to meet you, Eleanor."
Piper cleared her throat. "We're gonna go to my room."
"With this handsome young man? I think not, Piper. You stay in the living room."
"Mooom..."
Eleanor gave her daughter a pointed look and headed back the way she came. I tilted my head to watch her tight but also somehow round ass bounce in those bikini bottoms as she went back out to the balcony to lay down on a lounge chair. Now that I was thinking about it, Eleanor kinda looked like a brunette version of the porn star Cory Chase.
"Hello? Earth to Wade."
I tilted my head back to look at Piper.
"She's quite a MILF, huh? Every guy I know reacts like that to her; I'm used to it." She quirked her mouth and huffed. "We were gonna go fuck in my room, but now we get to watch some TV right here." She plopped her cute ass on the couch and reached for the remote.
I sat next to her as her TV loaded up the 'flix. As she scrolled, I asked her, "So are you in college? I'm in my last year in high school."
She stopped scrolling and reexamined me. "Why did I think you were older? Guess you just seem mature for your age...or it was the uniform." She gave me a sly grin as I remembered catching her shoplifting, bringing her back to the security office, and forcing her to pleasure me for her freedom. It seemed that she remembered that too, as she turned, put her feet in my lap, and made sure that her heels were rubbing up against my crotch.
I took one of her dainty stockinged feet in hand and started rubbing it. "Oh, aiming for some brownie points already, Wade? Mmm..." Her other foot kept sliding along my crotch and my penis was responding accordingly. "Yeah, I graduated last year, but I'm taking some time off to decide what I wanna do."
