CHAPTER 1
Todd Hamilton was one of those unruly-haired guys in dirty T-shirt and jeans that appeared salvaged from a trash bin.
Todd's father Bert owned and operated Hamilton Lawn Care Services and except in emergencies his son didn't mow but Tom sat in the office early evenings and arranged rosters, mowing schedules and sent out accounts and receipted payments and prepared the accounts for his dad's accountant. On Saturday afternoons and Sundays he stripped down mowers due for routine servicing and attended to mowers requiring urgent attention.
His mom Heather occasionally complained to Bert their son ought to be out at weekends attempting to lay girls his age to discover the real purpose of life and Bert's would wearily reply, "What's wrong with you woman? Todd has Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights to chase a bit of ass."
An argument would follow but Todd wouldn't hear it because he'd either be studying or out chasing ass.
Unfortunately Todd found himself in the hands of young and often untried women who stopped at a kiss or if it went beyond that would be all ham-fisted and scared he'd pee on them or would want to touch their pee-hole.
It was very sad really, a legacy of the inadequacy of mothers (and perhaps fathers) to prepare their post-18-year-olds for an early life of debauchery.
Fortunately for Todd, his mother's younger sister came to stay after being dumped by her live-in boyfriend of four years, three weeks and eleven days.
"Todd dear your aunt Ruth is coming to stay for a wee while," Heather said, in her friendliest voice. "If you aunt wanders around the house with few or no clothes on I don't wish you to loose restraint. Do you understand?"
"Nah."
"Oh Jesus. I'll get your father to talk to you."
Bert did talk to Todd but no mention was made of Aunt Ruth and Todd didn't think it was his duty to berate his father for dereliction of duty.
Aunt Ruth arrived, the two sisters went into a huddle so Bert said, "Come on son, and let's get out of here. The drinks at the bar are on me."
After a few drinks Bert began recalling all the women he'd shafted in his younger days. There were busloads of them.
"How did you find time to fuck and woo mom?"
"Don't be impertinent," said his father. "You buy the next drinks."
On Friday night the 23-year-old blond tried to instruct his date how to suck cock but in her anxiety to please him she bit deep, almost drawing blood. Terrified of losing his dick he slapped her and she ran off into the darkness crying and he didn't see her for another three weeks.
Todd went home frustrated but relieved his appendage appeared to be soundly attached. His mom and dad were out at the annual dinner of the Flower and Vegetable Society and Aunt Ruth had been left at home to watch TV. But she couldn't find any drama apart from males murdering their partners or women running around like headless chickens because their guy was dunking some other woman.
The house was in darkness when Todd entered. He went to his aunt's room and whispered, "Aunt Ruth" with the intent of offering her coffee. The untidy bitch had strewn her clothes on the floor and in the partial illumination from the hallway light Todd saw her panties. He picked them up and sniffed the crotch and checking that his aunt, who was facing him, was asleep he unzipped and wrapped the soft garment round his now erect member, gave it a couple of tugs and groaned, being unaware his aunt's eyes had opened. Actually they'd popped open and now appeared to be on stalks.
Todd padded off hugely frustrated, knowing he'd have to whack off in bed. When he arrived back from the bathroom he found Aunt Ruth in his bed with her heavy hangers spread over the top of the sheet.
"Aunt Ruth."
"Hi Todd."
Todd stood immobilized and so his aunt had to make the call.
"Come to bed darling and I'll suck that big piece of meat for you. It appears to be screaming for relief."
Todd scuttled into bed, his guilty grin stiffer than his dick.
Aunt Ruth was old, thirty-seven, but he couldn't afford to be choosy because here was a woman who actually wanted to suck his dick. But he figured the fool of a woman didn't know what she was doing. She lifted it up and examined it closely and then dribbled on to it and ran her tongue up and down it several times and then took one of his hairy balls in her mouth and rolled it, scaring the crap out of him initially, but he survived intact. The silly cow then attempted to push her tongue down his pee-hole.
Then at long last, with Todd feeling as if she had him climbing up the wall, she sighed and said it had been years since she'd had enough cock to really fill her mouth, and began gobbling him.
Todd had to fight from blowing, seizing that foul memory of when he was licking Dora McLean's ass and she farted right in his face. The recall of that disgusting misadventure eased him through his current crisis but that produced a new problem because Aunt Ruth had one hell of a time to get him away.
She sat up grinning triumphantly, dripping semen from her nose and mouth when Todd's mom walked in and screamed, "What the hell is going on here! You filthy bitch, go to your room. Todd Hamilton, I'm sending your father in to attend to you."
Todd heard his mom yelling at his father and then yelling at her sister. Bert entered the room grinning, and closed the door.
"I'm supposed to whack you a couple of times and then lecture you."
Todd braced himself.
His dad clapped his hands together twice and shouted, "Take this and take that you slut."
In silence they heard footsteps retreating from outside the door.
"Thanks dad."
"She has great tits?"
"Who mom."
"Your aunt you fool. Tell me did she take your dick up her butt?"
"What?" Todd squawked, looking ready to vomit.
"Jesus hasn't your mother told you anything about sex?"
"No?"
"Jesus."
However had dad didn't elaborate but he did say he'd get Mrs Trotter to talk to him.
Todd kept his mouth shut. It was common knowledge that men in the street including his father fucked Widow Trotter and she charged them for service. A couple of Todd's pals said their father had sent them to Mrs Trotter to take their virginity but so much had happened neither of them had clear memories of the visit to relate to Todd. Either that or they were so ashamed of going to a harlot for their first fuck.
Aunt Ruth stayed after promising not to touch Todd again and some nights she joined his parents in bed.
A few days after Aunt Ruth was caught blowing Todd Mrs Trotter called him and said to come over.
"I'm having dinner."
"Well don't bother then."
"Oh I suppose I can visit you now."
"Christ don't allow excitement to grip you Todd."
Todd stood on the front porch and knocked, knowing all along the street neighbors would be peering out of windows to record the shame of young Todd Hamilton.
"Come in Todd," smiled the middle-aged woman in a silk robe. "Your father wants me to teach you about some of the ins and outs of sex."
She laughed and Todd wondered what was funny.
"The ins and outs of sex," she said angrily. "I just made a joke."
Todd managed a weak laughed wondering what she was on about and that laugh seemed to satisfy her.
She removed her robe and tossed it over his head and asked could he smell pussy?
Todd smelt talc and what appeared to be a cesspit odor so said yes Mrs Trotter.
"Have you fucked women?"
He nodded.
"How old were they?"
He colored and mutter, "Eighteen or at least claimed they were."
