"Oh, this is horrible, Papa!" the attractive blonde young woman stated.
"How could it have come to this?" asked the red-haired lad.
"And I had just gotten the palace, the way I wanted it!" stated the attractive middle-aged red-haired woman.
"Buck up!" returned the bearded middle-aged, tawny-haired man. "We escape as a family. Our considerable wealth will find us a safe haven over the border and with that money, we can set up a government in exile. This so-called "revolution" will burn itself out and we will be welcomed home in a display of gratitude, the likes of which this world has never seen."
The lurching stage continued to bolt over the landscape. The quartet of deposed royals were too stunned for much conversation. The events of the last few days had been a complete nightmare!
The stagecoach ceased its rolling.
"We must be across the border!" the patriarch stated. The royal family heard the locks click and the doors sprung open. Something was wrong! There stood the clean-shaven young revolutionary who had overthrown the imperial government! The handsome man smiled.
"As I stated," he intoned, "I have contacts and control of more men at the apex of your former government than you can imagine, you, parasite!"
The deposed king's mouth dropped in an O. He resembled a stuck fish.
"Not even you most loyal men were trustworthy. You've been riding around the countryside for hours, completely oblivious. There will be no government in exile. All of you will face judgment for your crimes. Now, exit the stage and be quick about it!"
From behind the young revolutionary, a phalanx of soldiers leveled rifles at the occupants of the coach. With lumps in their throats, the royal family slunk out of the vehicle. An aide to the revolutionary strode forward a moment later he popped his head out of the coach and stated to his leader.
"You are right, Esteemed Comrade! There are gold bars, jewels, documents, property deeds, and stock certificates concealed everywhere!"
The leader of the new people's republic turned to face the royal family which had formed themselves into a defensive knot. "No doubt, there is as much or even more sewn into the linings of your clothes! Strip!"
King Rudolph stood rigid in place, unable to overcome the shock of total defeat. It was Queen Isla who found her voice.
"You are a disgusting, young fiend! I shall do no such thing!"
The Esteemed Comrade rolled his eyes and gestured to some members of the female brigade. Their ranking officer saluted him.
"Take these two into the next room and make them comply."
"Yes, Sir!" shot back the major.
The Esteemed Comrade faced the queen and princess. "You will obey my soldiers, or you will not leave this building alive. Corpses can easily be undressed. No one other than my men and women know you are here, and they are all fiercely loyal to me and are sworn to secrecy. Remain recalcitrant and your dismembered bodies will be turned to ash and scattered to the four winds. Am I making myself clear?"
Queen, Isla, forty-four, red-haired, green-eyed, and trim of figure, with a countenance of a woman much younger than her age, nodded her assent and took her daughter's hand. Princess Natalie, Twenty-one, blonde, blue-eyed, with a China doll face and a porcelain complexion, hung her head in shame, took her mother's hand, and followed the uniformed women into the next room.
The Esteemed Comrade watched them disappear before he turned to face the former king and former heir apparent.
"Your daughter is out of sight, why are you still dressed, parasite?"
"I am your superior in every way. I will not yield to you one inch!"
"Fine," shot back the young revolutionary, "You can watch my men ravage your wife, your daughter, and your son before we slit their throats. Those acts will be followed by you witnessing your manhood being cut off, the wound cauterized by a torch, and that manhood being shoved down your throat until you choke on it and expire. I shall give you the least dignified royal execution in human history."
"Barbarian!" spat the deposed king as he reached for his necktie.
"Oppressive dinosaur!" returned the new ruler of the country.
As the king was removing his jacket, the female major entered the room carrying Isla's dress.
"You were right, Esteemed Comrade!" Banknotes and jewels could be spied through distressed and rent seams.
"Excellent work, Major! Make sure not one millimeter or either their clothes or persons goes uninspected. Turn over what you recover as well as the remnants of the garments to the JAG corps for their trials -- when and if they occur."
The female major darted out of the room with the incriminating dress. The Esteemed Comrade turned and faced King Rudolph who was down to his undershorts. At age fifty, the King's debauched youth and lack of an active lifestyle were obvious in his considerable middle-age spread and florid complexion. His tawny beard ended at his hirsute chest. His son, Prince Andre, nineteen, was naked, his hands shielding his manhood. The boy was tall and thin. His curly brown hair and soft features gave him an almost feminine aspect. Rumor around the nation held that the lad was more interested in his hobbies of composing poetry and music and tending to his wardrobe than any significant royal activities. The Esteemed Comrade chuckled inwardly at the thought of the foppish, supercilious heir ever commanding respect or awe upon the throne.
The handsome young revolutionary gestured at Rudolph's undershorts and commanded, "All of it, old man!"
The deposed ruler flushed red but stepped out of his silken boxers to chuckles from the Esteemed Comrade and his assembled men. The man who until a few hours ago was the most powerful man in the entire nation had a minuscule manhood. It could barely be spied in the nest of pubic hair. Rudolph hurriedly hid the royal jewels with his right hand. He needed only half of a hand to conceal his staff of life.
At a signal from the new leader of the ancient kingdom, a pair of twill trousers, cotton shirts, and slippers were tossed at the feet of the father and son.
"Get dressed!"
The king and prince quickly donned the ill-fighting garments. The ex-king's sliced-open waistcoat revealed stock options and foreign currency.
"You stole from your citizens, bled them dry so that you could live a life of extreme privilege. Now, you strive to take as much of that stolen plunder as you can carry out of the country to build a government in exile that would one day return to this country and loot it afresh. You, parasite, are the personification of evil!"
Rudolph crossed his hands across his chest.
"I AM the state. My rights come not from man but from God!'
"Spare me, you, fossil. God turned the very servants and bodyguards from your personal bedroom to our cause. The Joint Chiefs of Staff of your own army threw their lot in with my cause. That is why you were left undefended as the mobs approached. Unlike you, I am only a transitional leader. Once the new constitution is established, I shall return to my former station. You on the other hand will answer for your crimes."