First time?
Does it show? I mean this is... oh- my- god- I- can't- believe- I'm- a- Top- Sheet- at- the- Ritz! Sorry, I'm just a little...
Alright. Calm down okay? I've done this dozens of times; this is my ninety- third bed; fifty- fourth as a Bottom.
You've done ninety three! Is it true what they say? That most of the time you just lie around waiting. I hope not, I want romance, I want passion, I want...
Wait'll you get your first fart.
Yewww.
Look Top, I've been peed- on, pooped- on, and thrown up on. I've had sweaty, unwashed bodies rubbing on me all night. Sometimes you can't wait to be stuffed in a laundry bag and dropped down the chute. Anything to be clean and folded again.
Is it really that bad? Don't you get wrapped around lovers sometimes? Surrounding them, soaking up their passion?
You want passion? Fine. Listen to this one. It was my thirty- fourth bed; I was Top, working with a veteran Bottom. Guy comes into the room, just another lonely businessman on the road, except that he seemed really nervous - fidgety. He calls his wife, talks to her, hangs- up and leaves the room. Comes back about a couple of hours later - he's not alone. Has a pro with him.
A pro what?
A hooker; he's paying for sex. Something you'll find is not that uncommon. What is uncommon is what they start doing. She bosses him around, yells at him, hits him with a rolled up newspaper. She makes him do all kinds of weird stuff. That's when the Bottom started to get a little worried. When I asked why, Bottom directs my attention to her high- heel shoes. Now I'm getting worried. Then without any warning I'm pulled off the bed and dropped on the floor. The next two hours were a nightmare of ripping and tearing sounds. That Bottom was never seen from or heard about again.
No! That's horrible. Not even a final laundering?
Nope. Straight to the dumpster. Whoa there Top, hold on, you're looking a little bleached. Now, admittedly that is about as bad as it gets. Usually it's just a job, but sometimes...
Oh come on. Don't short me now.
