My life being part of the minivan club was pretty awesome. I'd been given my number (a special serial number that allowed me to be requested) and being single didn't matter since I was getting more sex than I could ever want. I'd met some incredibly sexy women too, couldn't believe that most of them ever wanted for sex but soon learned that some husbands just couldn't keep up with the stunning women they'd married.
One thing I never accounted for was how the club would be seen from the outside. We had our rules and procedures but once in a while things didn't go as planned.
"I'm so glad you finally got your number, you are one of the few who knows how to lick me just right," Said Elise, the sexy Asian I was chosen to help promote.
"Are the others no good at following direction Ma'am?" I replied.
"No, one of them even started crying when I slapped him. Hope you're okay with the park, my husband is on a different shift now so we can't use my garage."
We drove around a little, Elise was worried about a car she'd seen following us but it pulled off and we lost sight of it. I was looking forward to licking her, she had a really nice pussy and the way she moaned turned me on a lot. It would end up having to wait though.
"BAY CITY POLICE, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS," Yelled the Officer, I was just about to pull my pants off.
Elise looked around in panic, she too had just started to undress but our anticipation was destroyed when 3 men and two female Officers came from nowhere and quickly put us both in cuffs.
"You're both under arrest for prostitution," said the first officer, he read us both our rights.
"Call Beth Davenport, don't say a word to them, you'll be fine," said Elise as they took her away.
Less than two hours later I was sat in an interrogation room waiting for the lawyer Elise had told me to call to arrive. I answered only simple questions, told them no, I wasn't being paid, no I wasn't paying her and no, I didn't know what her real name was. When Beth walked in, a tall, stunning blonde, the Detectives talking to me glared at her and walked out of the room.
"Hello Marcus I am Beth Davenport, thank you for calling me. What have you told the Police?" She said as she sat down.
"Just that I wasn't being paid, didn't know her name and wasn't paying her either," I replied.
"Good, I have Special Agent Jennings coming to see us, she's a good friend, former member and will clear all this up."
Beth showed me a piece of paper, it said they were listening and I was not to talk. I just nodded.
A few minutes later, a woman in a business suit took us to a different room, 4 of the Officers that picked us up were there too, 2 men, 2 women.
"In front of you is a confidentiality agreement, what you are about to learn is very private and my clients would like to keep it that way. The 2 people you picked up today will be briefed on learning to be better citizens and not conduct their meetings in public but you have my full assurance, backed by my colleague here from the FBI that no money is exchanged between any of the women or men that meet in the manner you have exposed and they are simply meeting for mutual pleasure. In exchange for the case being dropped and all evidence being destroyed, my firm is willing to make a donation to your department's charity of choice and you'll have my promise that all members will never conduct their meetings in public again," Said Beth after we all sat.
"I have spoken to the Captain too Detectives, this won't reflect on your records in any way but the evidence you have is not what it seems," said Jennings.
"My evidence has videos of your client here being picked up, taken to the park where they have sex then she drops him off again. We found the same app on both of their phones, they won't open them but we're convinced its a pay app with a high end prostitution ring," said one of the Detectives.
"I'll tell you about the app and what's going on if you will please read and sign the document," replied Beth.
"It's pretty standard Sarah, what we learn in here, nothing illegal, shut the fuck up to anyone about it," said one of the men as he signed.
All four signed and handed over their papers.
"Few of you have met me before, Special Agent Jennings, you've all helped me on a few cases so you know where I stand integrity wise. Marcus and the lady you picked up today are part of a club that allows sexually frustrated women to page a man such as Marcus to take care of their needs without fear of being exposed or at any risk to their safety. The members all have minivans and usually conduct their meetings in their garages but one member has unfortunately broken our rules and met in public which will not happen again. You have my assurance that no money is exchanged between the members and they are not engaged in prostitution," Said Jennings.
40 minutes later I was being driven home by Beth, we were released with no charges.
"You and Elise have a meeting tomorrow evening at 7pm, here's the address.
You're not in trouble but Elise is to be demoted and she is to be briefed on our conduct again," she said as we pulled up to my apartment.
"Please don't take this wrong Ma'am but you don't come across as a cheap lawyer, am I going to get a bill for all this?" I asked. Beth laughed.
"No sweetie, I'm going to tell you something but you'll forget I did. Our club was founded by a very wealthy lady who got bored of trying to get laid when her husband couldn't get it up. You may have met and enjoyed her but I'm not telling you who but she pays for any road bumps like this one. She's really not happy about this though, she hates having to demote members. And no it's not who you think, I see your brain ticking away there, that Elise who approved you is beautiful and her boring husband is well off but you've definately had her."
"It doesn't matter to me, I am having a lot of fun."
