Julia woke up early. Looking over to see Rod snoring his head off, his bare shoulder peeking out from the blanket, she felt a strange agitation and quickly got up. Maybe if she got cracking on a big breakfast for everyone, a certain modicum of normalcy might return to what had become a very peculiar household.
She was busy at work on omelets for the three of them when, behind her back, Melissa strolled in and said brightly, "Hi, Mom."
Julia nearly jumped out of her skin.
"Omigod, Melissa!" she cried, whirling around. "You scared the bejesus out of me!"
"Sorry, Mom," her daughter said.
Julia looked at Melissa closely. There was a broad smile on her face, but Julia wasn't entirely sure everything was peachy keen between them.
Good Lord, I've just had a night of crazy sex with her boyfriend. She can't possibly be pleased with that.
But Melissa really didn't seem to care. Or rather, she actually seemed to welcome the development. Melissa was looking at her mother benevolently as if
she
were the mother and Julia the daughterāa daughter who had just demonstrated her burgeoning womanhood by demonstrating her skill in physical intimacy of every possible sort with a man.
"You wanna help me?" Julia said shakily.
"Sure, Mom," Melissa said, and promptly got to work getting toast ready and pulling out a package of sausage links from the refrigerator. These she would leave for Rod to cook, since he claimed to be such an expert at cooking breakfast meats of all sorts.
Rod stumbled nervously into the kitchen a few minutes later. Melissa, looking over her shoulder from the counter, said cheerfully, "Hi, guy! Sleep well?"
Rod didn't know what to say to that.
There has to be a double entendre there.
He looked over to Julia, who couldn't seem to meet his gaze. She was maniacally fixated on the two separate omelets she was cooking at the same time, like some alchemist mixing a complex formula for eternal life.
Breakfast was a quiet affairāor would have been if Melissa didn't keep up a nearly constant stream of harmless banter while the other two were focused on the food in front of them. Almost as soon as they were finished, Rod said quickly, "I guess I'll get in the shower," and fled the premises.
Julia seemed utterly unnerved by being alone in the presence of her daughter. As she was about to get up and stalk out of the dining room, Melissa said:
"Mom, we need to talk."
Julia stopped short. "I should clean up in here," she said desperately.
"Later, Mom." She walked over to her mother and led her to the couch in the living room. "Sit there. Let's talk this out."
As Julia sat down, filled with conflicting emotionsāexcitement, agitation, apprehension, and a bit of remorseāMelissa positioned herself a foot or two away. She had never had a great deal of success having "heart-to-heart" talks with her mom, but this one couldn't be avoided.
"So . . . you had a nice time?" she began.
"I don't know what you mean," Julia said with a rising inflection.
"Oh, come on, Mom. I have ears, you know."
Julia turned beet red and was unable to say anything.
Melissa took pity on her mother and said in the kindliest manner possible, "I'm telling you it's okay. In fact, I'm glad this has happened. In some ways it makes things simpler."
"IāI can't imagine how that could be!" Julia exploded, seemingly on the verge of tears.
"Mom, just relax. This is nothing new for Rod. I mean, he's doing Audrey too."
Julia thought she was going to faint.
"What?"
she exploded. "Heāhe's sleeping with Audrey?"
"Yes, Mom."
"And you don't mind?"
"No, not in the slightest."
Well, that's not exactly trueābut it's close enough for government work.
"Omigod!" Julia cried, laughing almost hysterically. "That's some mother-daughter harem he has going here!"
Melissa cocked her head reflectively. "I never thought of it like that, but I guess that's about right."
Julia covered her face with her hands. "Oh, Melissa, this is soāso incredible! How can this really be happening?"
"Settle down, Mom. It's no big deal." Anticipating her mother's protests, she held up a hand. "Look, if it works for us, then why should anyone care? I don't really have a problem sharing himāand he certainly seems up to the task." She giggled naughtily at that.
More color came to Julia's face. "Melissa, you mustn't speak so flippantly. And this
is
a 'big deal.'"
"Okay, okay, but if we just stay calm and not freak out, I think it will be all right." She now became as serious as she could possibly be. "Look, here's the story. I have no doubt at all that Rod loves me. He's proven that over and over againāand not just between the sheets either. I don't know if he loves Audrey, but I think he's close; and she's totally smitten with him, mostly because he's one of the few guys who hasn't treated her likeāwell, you know."
Like a whoreābut Mom wouldn't like to hear that.
"And as for youāwell, it's obvious you're pretty lonely without Dad, and in the short term it's probably best if we can work out an arrangement where you aren't left alone."
"Meaning what, exactly?" Julia said nervously.