Author's Note: This is a spin-off from Alice and Mateo's story. It's a complete work posted in 3 sections. I had meant it to be shorter, but it needed some closure. Taking some feedback from readers of The Archer, I've varied up the story categorizations, but, like The Archer, it doesn't fit nicely in any one place. Thank you for reading.
"Remind me again why we're in this hellhole?" Thad grumbled, tugging at the tight collar of his dress shirt.
"Because you're my friend, and friends do things for each other," Mateo replied drily, biting back a smile.
Thad pulled again at his collar, and Mateo swatted his hand away.
"What was that for?"
"It's
meant
to be like that," Mateo answered. "You wear things too loose."
"This is too
tight
," Thad corrected grumpily. "I'm choking."
Mateo snickered his disapproval, beginning to circle Thad to assess the current suit.
"I still don't get it. Why am I even going to this thing?"
"This
thing
may change your life," Mateo replied, pursing his lips. "Gerard will be there."
"I'm not selling the restaurant," Thad barked, feeling a flash of anger.
"It's an opportunity, Thad. Even your skull isn't so thick that you can't see that."
Thad said nothing, glaring at his own scowling face in the floor length mirror of the upscale men's boutique.
"Besides, I need you there for Alice."
"What does that even mean?"
"Your being there will make her calmer."
"Well, we'd both be happy campers if we could just stay home."
Mateo pursed his lips again, and Thad could tell he was stopping himself from a rebuttal.
"She's nervous about meeting Elena. It's ridiculous, Elena will love her. But you know Alice, she's nervous about everything."
That wasn't quite fair
, Thad thought. Alice was skittish, yes, but he could hardly blame her. Going to a party full of wealthy socialites was like diving into a shark tank. Anyone with an ounce of sense would stay far away from this bullshit. And here he was, squeezing into a fucking wetsuit.
"Elena is the first of my family Alice meets, you know. Other than talking to my mother on the phone," Mateo mused, holding up first one tie to Thad's broad chest, and then another, cocking his head as he considered.
Thad hadn't known that Alice was talking to Mateo's family in Brazil. That meant shit was getting serious. The wayward image of Mateo and Alice tangled in bed together rose unwelcome in his mind, and his lip curled. It was one thing for Mateo to bed every little drunk sub he met at the club, but it was quite another to be romancing his sous chef. Alice was more than an employee to him, he'd known her since she was fresh out of culinary school, even more gangly and timid then than she was now.
He'd taken her under his wing, instinctively knowing the kind of mentor she needed to flourish on her own as a chef. He could see she had what it takes, and he had the patience to make sure she saw it in herself. He was proud of how far she'd come in her work, and he wasn't about to let her go squander it all to play slave girl to a rich playboy. Sure, Mateo was his friend, but the man was as slick as they come.
Alice didn't need slick. She needed reliable. And Thad wasn't so sure Mateo fit that bill.
Mateo mumbled something about the lines of Thad's lapel, turning to examine a different jacket hanging in the fitting room, and Thad let out a heavy sigh. It felt like a bizarro scene out of some rom com flick.
In a dressing room with another man
, Thad thought, shaking his head at the stranger in the mirror. His father was turning over in his grave.
"Don't look so disgusted," Mateo laughed, holding out the new jacket as Thad pulled it on. "Your face is ruining the effect of my hard work."
"This is ridiculous, Mateo. We've been here for hours. It's just a fucking suit. Any one will do. Nobody's going to be looking at me anyway."
"We have been here for less than one hour. And we are almost done."
"At least let me get a black one," Thad complained. "So I can wear it to funerals and weddings. Where the hell am I going to go in a gray suit?"
"You're going to go to my sister's welcome party, that's where."
When Mateo was finally satisfied, the two men looked at the result in the mirror. Thad didn't look like himself, but he didn't look like an idiot either. He had to admit the tailoring of the suit made him look a little less like a boor.
"Don't look so happy," laughed Mateo.
"It's fine," Thad grumbled as he began stripping to put his old clothes on. "Can we get out of here?"
"You know," Mateo mused with good humor, reaching for the suit clothes as they fell away. "You and Alice are really so alike. She would be just the same as you, so eager to be invisible. I could put you both in the finest silk and you'd stand there like fish trying to walk on land."
Thad bit his tongue, zipping his jacket violently. If this motherfucker broke Alice's heart, he'd beat the shit out of him. Then they'd see who couldn't walk.
***
The party was every bit as awful as Thad had expected it'd be. The suit already felt tighter than it had in the store, and he was working on pit stains already. He realized only after his shower that he should've buzzed his borderline scraggly hair and goatee, but by then it had been too late.
Gerard the angel investor had found him brooding in a corner, nursing a drink. Gerard wasn't an ass, but he was pushy. He kept going on about how Thad shouldn't take the restaurant's current success as a reason to get complacent. Of course, he wanted Thad to seize one particular opportunity: selling. Thad's eyebrows rose at the ridiculous figures Gerard was throwing around. With that kind of capital, Thad could build a whole new restaurant from the ground up. He trained his stoic face into "listening" mode, resisting the urge to tell the guy to just fuck off already. But when Gerard's lovely French wife appeared and pulled him away with a smile, Thad breathed a sigh of relief and returned to moping.
The worst was, Alice didn't need him. She looked beautiful in a sparkly silver floor-length gown that complemented her tall and thin figure. Thad suspected Mateo had played dress up for them both. She seemed more self-assured than Thad had anticipated, chatting with groups of people for a while before coming to his side. She was no fish out of water.
"What's this?" she asked him breathlessly, pointing at his glass.