The Second Challenge
Again, they decided to open the message simultaneously.
Phone sex challenge:
While separated (different rooms is good enough), talk dirty on the phone to each other while you each masturbate to orgasm.
"Well, we tried that once, when you had to go to Chicago on that business trip."
"Yeah, that was ridiculous. We were trying to make each other laugh more than we were trying to make each other come."
"And it worked, too. I love your sense of humor, Gloria, and I'm so glad I married you. We may not have sex as often as we used to, but I'm glad we laugh together every day."
"When do you want to try it? Right away, like last time?"
"I don't really want to get caught whacking off at work, even if I could probably produce a note saying it was doctor's orders. So I guess now is as good a time as any."
"See, Dan? This is why I love you. Practical and hilarious at the same time."
"Gloria, you know that finding the one woman crazy enough to laugh at my jokes has been the best thing that ever happened. I love you, too."
"So, the directions are kind of vague. It's just 'talk dirty to each other'. What should we do?"
"I think traditionally, we are supposed to say what we'd like to do to each other, while pretending our hands are theirs. Or we narrate what we are doing to ourselves, maybe."
"So, okay to be in separate rooms, if we're home. How about you can be in the bedroom, I'll go to the den."
"Let's try. Oh, and Dan - keep your clothes on until we talk about undressing."
They took their phones and separated. In a minute, Gloria's phone rang.
"Hello, this is Gloria. "
"Hi, honey, it's Dan. Gosh, this business trip has taken so long. I miss you and I'm a little horny right now."
"I'm horny too. But what can we do about it? You're three thousand miles away."
"What would you do if I was home with you?"
"I think I would start by taking my clothes off. First, I would take off the T-shirt I'm wearing. It's that green one I bought at the art fair last year."
"Oh, yeah, you look good in that. Are you wearing a bra under it?"