Meanwhile, Dr. Jim was busy between Gloria's legs.
"I warned you," he said, but there was a chuckle in his voice. The nurse, the one whose name I still hadn't caught, was helping him, handing him something.
"Well, Chet," he said, still chuckling like a happy workman, "whattya think. An extra stitch or two?" And I realized he was tending to the tear I had seen as Gloria delivered that huge
faux
baby.
Chester was glowing with that special look of a new father. Hell, I expected him to start passing around cigars.
"Oh, what the hell, make it a dozen. Gloria wasn't a virgin when we got married, it would be fun to have her as one," Chester said and it seemed to me that was just about the funniest thing I had ever heard. I was laughing and massaging and then Nancy started giggling and pretty soon even the nurse got caught in the contagious hilarity.
I knew, in my head, that it was a reaction to the intensity of what we had been doing. That didn't make the laughter any less contagious. It was as if we had all done some very good pot. This was one of those waves of laughter that left you gasping, your sides aching with tears streaming down your cheeks. It was a release and we all embraced it.
Even Gloria broke into the lullaby she was humming as she held the baby to her breast, and giggled softly.
As I review what I've written I realize it seems like a significant period had passed since Chester and Gloria's baby made its trip into the world. In reality, it was only a few minutes.
As I was gently massaging, and got my laughter down to a few soft giggles, Nancy suddenly grunted and delivered the afterbirth.
God, that sounds so mundane, let me try that again.
As I was gently massaging, and got my laughter down to a few soft giggles, Nancy grunted and about five gallons of bloody mess poured out of her.
Okay, that's a little too much but it's sure the way it felt to me.
Once I got past the initial shock I realized it was the afterbirth but, Jesus, it was SO much messier than the delivery had been.
Her eyes were closed and she grunted and prolapsed again. I had a moment of panic. The bloody mess was scary.
"Don't you faint on me," she said, her voice calm, "get a hot wet towel, clean me up, and get back to what you were doing."
So I did.
I got one of those towels from the bathroom, ran the water hot and soaked it, and then went back and cleaned her up.
It was a combination of physiology lesson and sensuality. I gently wiped the bloody mess away, grabbed a second towel blotted her dry, and then went back to massaging her belly.
She smiled at me.
"I take it you're not going to file for divorce," she said, her smile the happy smile of a workman finishing a job well done.
I smiled back, supporting her uterus with my hand, gently massaging her belly, and watching, fascinated, as what I was holding started retreating back into her body.
"If you want to get rid of me," I said, chuckling, "I recommend dynamite or, I suppose, three or four big strong men would be able to drag me out."
She smiled, laid her head back on the pillow, closed her eyes, and said, very softly, "I love you."
It looked like she was asleep so I kept doing what I was doing and watched as Dr. Jim straightened up, patted Gloria's thigh, and said, "There you go, Chet. Tight as a 13-year-old virgin. Gloria, rest, you worked hard and you're in for a crazy 18 years so take a break while you can."
"Thank you," Chester said, his voice thick with emotion.
"Thank you," Gloria said, her voice breaking.
"You're both very welcome." Dr. Jim said.
Then he was at Nancy's side.
"How's my favorite broodmare doing?" he asked.
"I'm fine, Jimmy," she said and it hit me that this was the first time I'd heard him referred to without the "Doctor" as part of his name.
"Are you gonna need to spend the night?" he asked.
"You're kidding, right?" she said, "I'm taking my new husband home and having our belated honeymoon."
"Nympho," he said and I was struck by the casual familiarity they exhibited, two colleagues sharing a profession.
"Okay," he said, "Duty calls."
He turned to me and offered his hand.
I stood and we shook. He had a good grip but he didn't try for any knuckle crunching. Neither did I.
"You take care of my best mommy now, y'hear," he said.
"Bet your life on that," I said and then stepped closer.
"Can I talk to you for a minute?" I asked.
He looked at me, giving me the one-eyebrow-raised look that I am genetically incapable of returning, and said, "Sure, come along."
"Be right back," I said to Nancy.
She just waved. She didn't even open her eyes.
We walked down the hall past a couple of doors and he led me into a tiny office.
"What's up?" he asked, and I noticed he didn't sit behind his desk, that trick so many executives use to establish their dominance.
"Two things," I said, and then, on second thought said, "No, three things."
"Shoot," he said.
"First, can she be a surrogate again?" I asked.
"Oh, hell yes," he said, grinning. "Nancy's a special case. She's unable to make her own baby because of the ovary thing, but she has the most welcoming uterus of any woman I know. We've never had a miscarriage with her. And she enjoys, as you have doubtless seen, being pregnant. Hell, I think she even enjoys the delivery."
I smiled and nodded at that.
"Second," I said, "that prolapse thing. Is that a problem?"
"Not really," he said. "She's worked her body hard, WAY harder than most women ever will, and some things just, well, weaken. But it's not a dangerous condition at all. Hell, give her a couple of weeks for everything to be tightened back up and she'll push it out and enjoy having you play with it."
Okay, I won't deny it. That image gave me a sudden rush in my belly.
When I looked at him, I guess the question was obvious on my face because he lifted his hands, palms out in the universal gesture of negation, and said, "No, David, I do NOT know that from experience, just what she's told me."
He paused for a moment, holding my eyes, and went on.