I had always been interested in golf. I got an early start when my dad took me out to a par 3 course close to home. I couldn't hit the ball very far, but I was hooked. What a wicked game. You try and try to do what you're supposed to and you hardly ever manage, but when that one miracle shows up and you hit the ball exactly like you wanted to, it's addicting. I couldn't get away from it if I tried. There's an old joke about the guy who got so mad at his play on the course that he threw his golf clubs into a lake...and nearly drowned trying to get them back. That's exactly how it is.
I played as often as I could, but the rounds took a long time. Even though I wasn't very good, I walked fast and missed fast. Five and six hour rounds were not fun. Mostly, I was just standing around, watching other people screw up. I had better things to do. But I loved the game so much that I was willing to put up with the delays. Until I joined a country club.
Callas Golf Club was close to where I lived, so it was convenient. The membership was pretty low, so there was no problem getting on the course. And I had enough money that the initiation fee wasn't a problem and the monthly dues were down in the noise. So I joined. This wasn't the sort of club where you had to have someone sponsor you and you were interviewed to make sure you were "the right sort"; this was a club that needed the money and anyone with money could join. I guess that's why they accepted me.
Most of the members were older guys, although there were some younger members, as well. The younger guys were funny, so full of themselves. They gambled a lot and paraded around like they were something special, all because they belonged to A Country Club. The older guys, like me, knew better and generally avoided the young punk kids. The kids paid the same fees, so we were grateful they were helping keep the club solvent, but a lot of times they were pains in the butt.
Since I owned my own business, I could come and go as I pleased, as long as I had staff that would take care of things while I was gone. That wasn't always the case, but now I had some pretty good workers who were diligent and disciplined, so things didn't fall apart too much while I was playing a round. I generally played early in the morning, though, just to make sure I was at the office by nine or so. Besides, if I played early, I got to play the back nine first when no one was out there; I could do the nine holes in a little over an hour, even though I was walking. Miss 'em fast; that's my motto.
One morning, I was waiting for the chance to tee off when I noticed one of the women from the university who was on the golf team. I had never seen her before, although I knew the women's golf team used Callas GC as their home course. Even though I was a complete stranger to her, she looked at me, smiled, and said hello.
"Hello," I said. "How are you?"
"I'm fine," she said, "I'm just waiting for seven o'clock so I can tee off."
"Me, too," I said. Then I noticed she had a support strap on her ankle. "What happened to your ankle?" I asked.
"Oh, she said, "I hurt it playing basketball. I think it's okay now, but I didn't want to take any chances."
"Makes sense," I said, "although you young kids heal a lot faster than I do. If I twisted my ankle, I'd probably be out a month."
"Really?" she asked, not quite willing to believe the hyperbole.
"Yeah," I said, "when you get older, lots of things take longer."
"So I heard," she said, with a slight smile.
"So what's your handicap?" I asked.
"I'm a plus one right now," she said, as if it were nothing.
I frowned. "Can I trade with you?" I asked, smiling at the absurdity of it all. "I'm a fourteen, although I have been playing even worse than that lately."
"What seems to be the biggest problem?" she asked.
"Well, I have a number faults, but I think rhythm is my main problem. I have a tendency to swing too fast."
She smiled and said "I thought things got slower as you got older."
"Yeah, a lot of things," I said, "but some things just get worse."
"Well," she said, "my coach says that one way to fix rhythm problems is to think of a song and swing at that tempo."
"I'm guessing heavy metal won't work," I said with a smile.
She laughed and said, "No, I don't think it would."
I looked at her and said, "You don't know what heavy metal is, do you?"
She laughed and gave me an "of course not" no. "It's probably pretty fast, right?" she said.
"Frenetic is a better description," I smiled. I suspected heavy metal was gone before she was born.
"What got you into golf?" I asked.
"I was going to play basketball in college, but figured most schools wouldn't have any use for a 5'5" power forward," she said.
I laughed and said "Yeah, I'm guessing you wouldn't see a lot of playing time."
She smiled. "It seemed like a dead end, so I decided to try golf. My dad plays, so he gave me some lessons and I really liked it. It's nice to be out with all the grass and the trees on a day like this."
"Hmm," I said, "I spend entirely too much of my round in the trees."
She smiled at that, certain it was true. Callas GC was a narrow course, lined with trees, and most of the lesser players were forever hitting from the shade. I certainly spent more than my share of time under the branches.
We got to chatting about this and that. She was a very engaging person, with beautiful black hair and flawless skin that was the color of maple syrup. I'm guessing she was an Island girl. I saw her name on her golf bag but wasn't sure how to pronounce it.
"How do you say your name?" I asked, pointing at the bag.
"Sha-rye-ah," she said.
"Pretty name, Sharia. I'm John. Pleased to meet you." I held out my hand and she shook it with more force than a woman generally uses, but still feminine.
"It's seven o'clock," she said, "Want to join me? I can critique your swing, if you like."
She was tying her hair back into a ponytail, stretching her torso in a way that made her breasts stick out. I tried not to be too obvious in looking, but I suspected she caught me anyway.
"I'd be delighted to play with you," I said, "but don't look at my swing. It'll scar you for life."
She laughed and said, "I'm tougher than I look."
I didn't doubt it.