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- - The Upper Hand - -
Jack Cooper kept a white knuckled death grip on the steering wheel as they left Las Vegas. Lilly Anderson sat next to him, texting, emailing and surfing the internet on her phone. He set the cruise control five miles-per-hour above the legal limit. Setting the cruise control kept his heavy foot off the accelerator. He didn't need another speeding ticket. The big luxury rental car didn't notice its load of luggage and displays. Driving cross country wasn't Jack's idea of a good time. Spending the drive with his primary rival made it worse.
Their boss had insisted, "It'll be fun." Gregory Jones had lied to them while giving them a smile that dazzled. His hyper-white teeth seemed to shine even more so due to the fake tan that gave his face an orange glow. Jones had laughed when Jack and Lilly had protested. "See? You're getting along already!" Jack had rejected the mandatory together time as New Age Team Building mumbo-jumbo and hadn't changed his mind.
Though he was still angry being bested by Lilly during the Vegas convention, Jack finally relaxed his death grip once they reached the vast desert wastelands of Arizona. He stole a glance at her long legs and felt another stab of anger. He resented how Lilly's feminine wiles naturally attracted male buyers to her like clichΓ©d moths to a flame. He hardly blamed them. Prim and proper in her appearance, Lilly had a background of boarding schools and an Ivy League education behind her. She was tough as nails in negotiations and a worthy adversary for Jack. If they weren't competitors at work, and if she wasn't so uptight, he could almost imagine them as friends. Instead, he couldn't resist trying to take her down and put her in her place.
Lilly put away her phone. It was two hours later in Oklahoma City and their next convention, too late to work her contacts. Jack had maintained his strong, silent treatment of her since leaving Vegas. Quiet never bothered her. She glanced at the never-changing landscape of the southwest and allowed her mind to drift. She had gotten lucky in Vegas after Jack had spent the night partying. She resented the way guys bonded over drinks and lap dances inside strip clubs. It gave Jack an unfair advantage. Snagging the General Goods account had pushed her over the top and she knew Jack was pissed. She smoothed the skirt of her designer dress and broke their silence. "I have to pee."
"Can you hold it until Flagstaff?"
"You say that as if I have any idea where the fuck we are," Lilly reminded him. She had learned salting her language with a few expletives made her appear strong willed.
"Two hours," Jack said. She liked Jack in a "hands-off" sort of way. He was forceful, occasionally belligerent, but she had spotted the nice guy beneath his gruff exterior. She noticed how he always opened doors for old ladies and usually for her, too. Whenever they unpacked, he always grabbed the heaviest items without comment. She thought it was sweet how he always walked her to her hotel room like a big brother looking out for his little sister. She worked hard putting up a "tough girl, just one of the boys" attitude. As far as she could tell, Jack bought it, too. If only he knew.
"Not for two hours!" She hated how shrill she sounded.
Jack's knuckles turned white as he squeezed the steering wheel again. "Look around, Lilly. Do you see anywhere to stop?"
Desert stretched in every direction. Traffic was light. She quickly converted her thinking into "man-think." What would a guy do in a situation like this? He would pull over, whip it out and do his business. "Maybe you could just pull over for a moment?"
"Really?" Jack asked, surprised Lilly would make such a suggestion. He adjusted the rear view mirror so the setting sun didn't blind him. It would serve her right if he pulled over. "There might be an exit coming up."
"Okay," Lilly said. He saw her squirming. That wasn't a good sign.
"At least we're in the desert," he offered.
"Why is that a good thing?" She asked wondering how the desert could positively affect her bursting bladder.
Jack smirked, "Because there aren't any waterfalls or lakes full of cool, clear water or babbling creeks shushing past us."
"Stop it!" she squealed, crossing her legs.
"And it probably won't rain. And there aren't a lot of bugs, so I don't need to clean the windshield." He pulled the lever, sprayed the windshield and laughed as Lilly buried her hand between her legs like a child, "Problem?" He was torturing her and it made him smile.
"Stop the fucking car!" Lilly shrieked as Jack pushed her too far. The bubbling sense of urgency was too much.
Jack braked, pulled to the side of the freeway and unlocked the doors. Lilly was out of the door before the car stopped rocking. It was the desert. No trees or nearby rocks. She squatted against the car near the backdoor. He could see the top of her blonde head peeking up over the rear passenger side window. Jack didn't have a pee fetish but he imagined her squatting with her panties pulled down and her skirt bunched up around her waist. The thought of her exposed as she squatted teased him. He squirmed, adjusted himself and smirked at his prank. Too bad she had left the door open. If she had shut the door, he would have adjusted the side view mirror for a peek. Lilly Anderson might be his primary sales competition at work, but she was still hot, too. She was hotter than the girls grinding against his lap at the strip club. If only strippers understood how much hotter they would be without the extra make-up or the aggressive "I know you want to fuck me" attitude. Lilly gave off a similar vibe at work.
Lilly flipped him off as she leaned in the open door. "Open the trunk, okay?"
"Why?"
"I need a new pair of panties," she said, determined to hide her embarrassment behind her aggressive work exterior.
"Drip dry," he laughed.