There was a wedding party we went to near Worthing. One of Scott's guy friends was getting hitched. We assembled at the hall beside the wedding venue. It was a good enough space for assemblies but all it had then was a table in the inner side. It was late in the afternoon and the wedding was to be in the evening.
Scott's group, guys mostly were gathered around the table. Some brought drinks which we shared. The groom was there in his shirt and dress pants but not yet his coat. There was light banter as to his getting hitched. The group was teasing him on all kinds of stuff about getting married.
He told the group we shouldn't be mean to him. In fact, he said, we should sympathize as he missed out on his stag party the other night because of some family emergency.
We all felt sorry for him. Then a friend suggested that we give him a proper send off. Someone asked how that could be done and Scott said it is possible if any of us girls were willing to do it. After some discussion, I got voted for it. Their reason being I won't be staying on as I am a foreign grad student whereas the rest of them will even be seeing and interacting with the wife. It was decided that I was the logical choice.
And they started to head for the exit bringing the drinks with them and essentially clearing the table.
The groom looked at me and started to undress. He said, "I can't spoil my clothes so it is best that I take them all off." He striped himself naked. I took off all of mine as well and dropped our clothes on the floor. He then helped me up onto the table.
He positioned me so that my butt was almost at the edge of the table. He spread my legs wide such that they were parallel to the table's edge.