Three Wishes: First Wish
"Wait, what? Thats fucking weird, Kell. We're not having this discussion again."
"Noooooo!" The frizzy-haired woman on the screen waved her hands dismissively. "Get over yourself bitch, that was one time and we were super drunk. No, this is... something else. I'm being serious, just come with me. I'll buy you a drink, you meet this guy and then you can go back to your embroidery and, I dunno, cheesemaking."
Mia giggled at her friend's dramatic expression. She rolled over on her bed and sat up straight. "You're such a dumbass. What's cheese got to do with anything?"
"How should I know? I'm not the one hiding on her own all the time. What you do with all that cheese ain't none of my business."
"What are you fucking talking about?"
"Listen, we both know I have no idea what I'm fucking talking about, I was way too pretty to listen at school. I'm saying you're sat over there on your own on a Friday night doing spinster shit, again!"
Mia tried to feel offended but it was impossible not to laugh when Kelly got into the swing of things. Even over facetime her friend just gave off this vibrant aura of irreverence and sass.
Suppressing her laughter, Mia scowled at her phone. "I'm not a spinster, thank you very much. And I don't know what you've been smoking but people don't make cheese and sit around sewing anymore."
"Hey I'm not judging you, I still love you, you little freak. Now would you shut up about cheese? I'm too pretty to give a shit about churning, or churdling or whatever. I'm trying to talk to you about some real shit."
"You used that one already. Ugh! Talking to you is so annoying!"
"But you love it babe, now shut up and listen to me."
As Kelly drew in a long breath, Mia bit her lip to keep from grinning. The last thing you could do with Kelly was let her see how much she was getting to you. It only made her more excitable and that's when you ended up pressured into booking a last-minute flight to Amsterdam or with three pills in your hand and burning sparklers tied into your hair. Kell was the Patron Saint of Escalation.
"So, as I was saying before you interrupted me, there's this guy."
There was always a guy... Mia sighed and rolled her eyes as dramatically as she could.
"Don't you sass me girl. That's your second warning for the night. Anyway, I'm going out with him tonight, and no I'm not inviting you to come on our... date. But, you
have
to meet him. I'm serious Mi. Just come down to Finn's and have one drink and talk to him. He's got these rules and I'm only gonna see him this last time, after that who knows if you'll be able to find him again. Just talk to the guy, please."
This was weird, Kelly was being serious. And she was almost gabbling. Mia had never seen her act like this when talking about a boy. For some reason it filled her stomach with butterflies. It didn't make any sense.
"You know how weird that sounds? You want me to come out to a bar and talk to this guy you're fucking, right before you guys go on a date?"
"Mi, you have to trust me on this. Just have a conversation with him," Kelly prodded a finger at the camera, "be honest with him. And it will change your life. I'm not joking, okay?"
Mia made a noncommittal noise and tried to think of an excuse. It wasn't that she had anything better to do, but something about the way her friend was saying 'he' and 'him' was intimidating. She was giving the words a weight that she normally reserved for Serious Topics. Before Mia could say anything the tinny noise of her phone interrupted her.
"No, you know what, why am I even asking. Get your little brown ass out of those pj's and into something trashy and tight. You're coming down to Finns for a drink and if you don't get there by half past, I will personally come up to your little cheese factory and drag you out myself. Don't even test me."
And that was it, there was no stopping this apparently. Mia smiled and sighed in exaggerated exasperation. She fluttered her eyelashes at the camera and pouted.
"Yes daddy."
"Good girl," her best friend snickered. "If you keep saying shit like that maybe you can come on my date."
"You're such a pervert."
"Love you too girl, see you later."
Stepping out of the taxi Mia had to hobble herself for a moment as she readjusted her skirt. Why did she listen to that bimbo? All she had to do was come out and have one drink with her friend, there hadn't actually been any reason to get dressed up. The soft fabric of the dark blue skirt clung to her body firmly at the waist and seemed to ride up at the slightest provocation. She'd added a thin belt at an angle she hoped was fashionably slung and wasn't just wonky, and a baggy top above. Somehow she doubted her outfit would live up to Kelly's standards for 'tight and trashy' but it still made her feel good. An ex-boyfriend had once told her that her ass looked amazing in tight skirts, and the memory of the awe and lust on his face had stayed with her far longer than he had. It wasn't that she never got compliments, it was just incredibly rare that she took them seriously. She knew that she was probably on the better end of good looking, and she did have a secret pride in the way her ass looked in the mirror, but she'd never been the type of person that could strut around with confidence in her body. It just wasn't in her nature. So her secret weapon against her own anxieties had always been a skirt. All she had to do was put one on and then it became easier to imagine that everyone was looking at her with the same expression as her ex did.
Which was stupid because why did she care? There was no way she could compete with Kelly and she obviously didn't have any intention of doing so anyway. This was just a favour she was doing for Kell, she was coming out to check up on her and to make sure she wasn't getting into anything weird. Obviously. And if things got uncomfortable, she was outta there. It was all fine, nothing to get worried about. So she should just get it over with, right? Shaking her head to try and clear her clamouring thoughts, Mia pulled open the wooden door and stepped into the bar.
The scent of aniseed and vodka hit Mia's nostrils like leaping salmon onto a bear's face. The rumble and patter of people enjoying themselves was a welcome break from the calm, lo-fi playlist she'd been studying to all day. She probably did need to get out and let her hair down more, it'd been too long since she'd been in here. A flood of memories, some good and some hilariously awful, came flooding through her mind as she walked through the crowd looking for Kelly. It really had been a while since she'd been 'out' out. Her nostalgia didn't last too long though, as a young man with spiked up hair stepped in front of her and gave her a very long and obvious eyeballing. He smirked and winked at her, "Hey sexy, you here all alone? What you doing later?"
Aaand suddenly Mia remembered why she hated going out on a Friday night. She scoffed and set herself back with one hand on her hip while she thought of a shutdown for this loser. Hmm... nothing was coming. If she didn't say something she'd lose the moment. Just clap back with something sassy and snappy. Come on girl, you have to say something. Anything...