I fucking hated my ex-wife, Tatiana. What a bitch! Why did I ever order a Russian bride? Then I remembered the crazy hot twisted sex.
Oh yes, I used to call her Tiger Pussy.
As per our custody agreement, I returned our toddler son by noon. When I walked in, Tatiana was still in her see-thru nightie, brushing her blonde hair. As soon as she saw me, Tati tossed the brush and yelled about money.
"Can I put him in bed first?"
"Sure Andre. Yes. Take him upstairs." She pointed upstairs with her middle finger.
When I came back, Tatiana handed me a coffee cup of raf coffee and sat on the sofa to talk about money. She was nice, then bitchy, then nice, then bitchy--then angry and screaming!
The Good cop, Bad cunt routine.
"Tati, you can't just sit there and scream at me." I decided to piss her off. "Look Tati. I'll only talk to you if you're naked. Completely. Whore naked."
Her teeth clenched as she threw her coffee at my face. "Fuck you, asshole of dog!"
I laughed at her words and sat there watching her rant, with a cigarette dangling in her lips and ashes dropping into her titty cleavage. Tatiana always had that nice/nasty look. She kept checking her cell phone as she ranted about money.
I wanted to smash the phone in her face.
But while she bitched her legs spread a bit...then a bit more... and under her nightie I saw her golden vee of Russian fur. Nice. My mind recalled all the times we screwed on the sofa. Tatiana loved sofa sex, and the woman was a fucking tigress.
Tiger Pussy would hump my prick so hard I had to grip her tits to hang on. She'd grab me with her legs, clawing my back and we'd bang away until the baby cried. Good times.
Still bitching about money, Tatiana glanced up from her phone. "Oh, fucking goddam! You not even listening. Andre are you looking at my cunt?" She noticed my lump.
"YOU'RE FUCKING HORNY, AREN'T YOU?"
I smiled and shrugged. "Tati, you're sitting where I used to... um, pound away at your steaming hot pussy." She blushed burning red. "Tati, remember that time we humped so hard the leg broke off and we fell on the floor."
"Yes, and your big boner slammed bottom of my pussy."
"Ha! Tati, you shrieked in orgasm, twice... The neighbors called the police."
"Ha. Good times yes." Tatiana slowly touched my lump. "Still want to see me naked? Maybe you want some of my hot and nasty... pussy. Yes Andre?"
My brain said no, but my dick said FUCK YES. "Sure, I'm up for some Tiger Pussy."
Tatiana loved that name, and her green eyes flashed. Tossing her phone, she smashed the cigarette out in her hand, and we ripped each other's clothes off! Naked in seconds. My prick stuck out, pointing at my ex.
Tatiana grinned. "Oh, it still remember me."
My ex-wife turned into Tiger Pussy. She pounced on me, gripping me in her claws as we locked in a smoky kiss, and fell back onto the sofa. But her nails scratched my back and the bitch bit my mouth.!
Dammit! I pulled away tasting blood on my lips. She fucking smiled. "I still bite good, yes?"