Question!
Have you ever had something unexpected happen to you that changed your life... forever?
I did and it changed my life dramatically!
Who am I?
My name is Will! I stand 1.79 metres (5'10Β½") tall; weigh 99Kg (220lbs); have light brown hair, gray-blue eyes and a crooked grin. Because I have been actively involved in gymnastics - Roman-rings - since my teens at State, National and Olympic levels, my body is well-toned. I have an eidetic memory and a 170 IQ. I cannot sing to save myself. I am vegetarian. I love opera, classical music, Allison Krauss, Waylon Jennings, country music, AC/DC, Jethro Tull & Pink Floyd in that order .
My biggest problem in life so far is that I was born with a donkey-dick - 10" long & 7Β½" around when hard.
It wasn't until I lost my virginity at 16 to Mrs Next-door (another story for another time) that I came to realise just how much grief and strife it would cause me.
Picture it! After the initial whoops - sorry!... your cock is buried to the balls in a very warm, enthusiastic pussy that is clamping down on your cock like a milking machine. Legs are clamped around your waist like a vice; she is fucking you as hard as you are fucking her... and she is screaming all manner of obscenities as you both cum.
Seriously coloured my sexual expectations it did!
Got into secondary school with VERY high expectations.
Didn't even get to first base!
Now don't get me wrong! To start with I had no lack of willing partners. The word very quickly got around that I had a HUGE dick.... and they all wanted a part of it!... until they found they couldn't open their jaw wide enough!... or my cock stretched their pussy too much - and it wasn't even in that far!
Pain does strange things to people!
The word very quickly spread that I was a freak - and dates became few and far between. Even the blokes steered clear of me. After overhearing the derogatory comments made about my size in the locker-room... jealousy!
Within a short time I went from being popular to being an outcast!
I felt rejected! I gave up trying to find or even have a girlfriend! I concentrated all my energy on my studies... at which I excelled!
When my parents died within a very short time of each other; being their only child I sold up and moved to my present location - a small coastal town a couple of hours out of our state capital and close a major University.
I found I that my eidetic memory and IQ gave me a talent for mathematics that made computer programming a breeze - regardless of the programming language.
Being inquisitive, early in the piece I wrote a very successful financial algorithm, mainly to see if I could beat the banks - and made a packet! Talking to contacts I had developed in financial circles; I recognised the potential of my algorithm - and marketed it world-wide. The deal was ; every time a credit card was used in an ATM anywhere in the world - I made 1 cent - 24/7/365 for 2 year!
I learned to spot free-loaders very quickly. I couldn't hide the fact that I had money. My story was that I have been able to invest the money my parents left me very well!
Up to the time of my epiphany I still hadn't found a girl with a pussy that could swallow my cock - and before you say anything... based upon my experiences to date - I wasn't in a hurry to try; in case I got let down again.
So there I was - bloody lonely!
To compensate I got involved in the community around me... and made some great friends. Because we have a nude beach; to protect everyone from outside harassment I equipped the local police with quad bikes and close-channel two-way radios that were outside their regular operating budget.
'Butch' (Erwin) 1.85m (6'1") of lean, ex Navy, rangy muscled Senior Sergeant and Lara, a lithe, lean, small breasted 1.82m (5'11") 2nd Dan black-belt Tai Kwan Do qualified constable who dance around each other something fierce rather than admit their attraction!
Everyone in town knows! I reckon that some of the matrons are running a book on that relationship!
The particular day in question I was feeling down and had taken myself off to the beach to soak up the sun. I had built myself a banana lounge in the sand and was stretched out chortling away at one of my favourite 'Asterix' book.
I was a million miles away when a voice announced:-
"Is that a comic you are reading? My name is Bronwyn; but you can call me Bronny! I am 6! I am looking for a new Daddy! How old are you?"
Jerked back to reality - I looked up to see a very cute, light-brown haired, long thin nude streak of a girl looking at me through very steady ice-blue eyes that matched the ribbons holding her pig-tails.
Taking a cue from her initial greeting, I replied,
"Hello Bronny! My name is Will! I am 27 in two weeks! Yes, it is a comic book for grown-ups. I love it because it makes me laugh! Would you like to have a look at it? Am I allowed to tell you that I love the way that the colour of your ribbons match your eyes?"
She looked at me very carefully for a few seconds before nodding her head as though she had made a decision before saying, "Yes! Thank you! My Mum chose them. She is 26! You have a VERY big penis! My Daddy's penis is not that big! He likes putting in Mummy's vagina but it doesn't fit very well since she had me which makes him very angry. He yells at her that loudly that I can hear him in my room - and he hits her; and says it is her fault! He makes us wear clothes that cover us all over so other men won't steal her from him! That is why I want a new Daddy!"
Wow! What could I say! Information overload!
I decided to change the subject!
I had just started to explain the characters in the 'Asterix' book when the bracelet she was wearing lit up.
"Mummy wants me!" Sticking out her hand she said, "It's been nice to meet you, Will!" I had time enough to shake her hand - once - before she shot off behind me.
By the time I turned around she was lost to sight!