It's about fifteen miles to our bungalow. For the entire vacation, Ann and I rented the most budget-friendly offer from the owner of the bungalow, old Joel, his equally old jalopy from faraway America for as much as two euros a day. By the way, this was the only option, so I didn't really have to choose. And anyway, I don't care - I'm on vacation. During the half-hour drive, Ann usually manages to snap about a million photos of local beauties, her camera is always with her. No, she's not a photographer, she's an accountant. Not far from our destination, we passed a nudist beach. This is the only place on the island where she doesn't take photos.
Oh, and I forgot to say that the island is French-speaking and there are no special boundaries in terms of beachwear. Usually, they don't wear it here, but there are those who do. We have rather conservative views, so when we are in public, we have some clothes on. The cool sea makes me feel small and pathetic. So, no swimming trunks, only short and slightly tight shorts. It's easier for Ann. A light summer shirt, long enough so that no one would know she was wearing nothing underneath, and with the buttons unbuttoned halfway through so that everyone would know she was wearing nothing on.
Damn speed limiters. We roll slowly, letting bare-assed pedestrians and cyclists pass.
Look, they're definitely selling something there.
Oh yeah, there's a decent crowd
Come on, park, I'll go get a melon or a watermelon.
There are no problems with food on the island, but when the locals bring fruit, a fight starts. Parking here is a special story. Our wide trough creaked as its wheels sank into the sand opposite a noisy gathering. Honestly, French is not my strong point. I understand some things, but I mostly rely on my companion.
What can you think about, seeing Ann approaching a crowd of naked bodies. I don't know how she feels about this, but I caught myself thinking that I find it funny that she's delicately touching some naked guy's shoulder with an apology and a request to let her through. Yes, a juicy watermelon at this pre-evening time is just what you need.
Not even a couple of minutes have passed, and she's already making her way back. The mission is to get through the crowd without bumping into anyone. Interestingly, I think her shirt was unbuttoned with a couple more buttons. There was no watermelon in her hands. Oh well, at least it was fun. I started the trough.
Turn off the car for now and give me the camera.
What?
Give me the camera, there's such a show there, you have to see it.
Ann, let's go, you're not going to film here.
Give me the camera, they rub their bodies with colorful oils there, it's beautiful.
What?
I was clearly irritating her. The camera was hanging on the back of my seat. She leaned into the open window of her door, reached for the camera and hit the window lift lever with her elbow. I honestly didn't know it worked, I'd never had to close the windows before.
Ann screamed, she was pressed quite hard just below her chest. I quickly unbuckled myself and tried to lower the window with my hands, but it was already slightly crooked and jammed. The man walking toward the beach showed past our car, hearing our exclamations, and looked back. His gaze slowly moved from top to bottom, and then I realized that now everyone around already knew that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Well, there are nudists everywhere, so what problems could there be?
Are you ok?
It's fine, it's not pressing too hard. Try tugging the lever, maybe it will go down.
It must be crooked. I saw some keys in the trunk, let's try to do something about it.
Come on, just straighten my shirt from behind.
I walked around the car. Nothing out of the ordinary. A beautiful naked ass from the door window of a classic car. Everyone walks like that here.
I love you. You're beautiful.
What? Straighten my shirt.
No way. There are no clothed people here, so it's fine.
And what if someone laughs at me or takes a photo?
You can't take photos here... it's karma, so pay with your naked ass from the window.
And what if...