6 Wood
Working hard on a Saturday morning; few people in the office, so she was not disturbed. Outside the greyness of the day was so dreary as compared to the bright electric lights inside. She paused and stared at the wall opposite, thinking about what to write next. To her ears the faintest sound, the sound of distant drumming. She was puzzled what it might be. A band practising? She ignored it in favour of putting her words down, but then the electric light flickered and died plunging the room into gloom. A power cut -- how unhelpful.
Yet the room seemed to be getting darker and darker. The distant sound seemed to be coming closer and closer, so slow and regular, a rhythmic sound. It was not drumming, too slow surely, but what was it? The light faded the more as the sound built. At first just faint and far off, yet slowly getting closer until it was with her, indeed either side of her. She could no longer see her desk and when she reached, she found it was not there at all. Around her a brightening, light but without form - just a mist. She was sitting, sitting in a boat, she could feel that by the rocking, a small rowing boat being rowed through mist.
Her hands gripped the wood of her seat as she tried to make out -- anything at all - but all seemed just mist. Gradually though there was a thinning, and she could see the man rowing; it was a familiar figure - who else but him?
A slight breeze and the mist began to flow; she found she could see the water, still and limpid except where it was caught and swirled where the oars dipped into it, again and again. The rhythmic sound of the blades of the oars and the water. It was icy cold and so clear.
The woman did not say anything. She was not unused to translocation. She wondered where the man was taking her. The sun brightened through the mist and began to rise. Soon she could see they were steadily making their way across a lake or loch to an island, an island with a ruined castle perched upon it.
Harris was dressed, immaculately as always, this time in Highland garb, so appropriate for the cold weather and, possibly, location. The long woollen stockings or knee hose complete with flashes and sgian-dubh above black brogues, the thick warm kilt and sporran, white shirt, buttoned waistcoat and tweed Argyll jacket with tie. Of course, the tie. It was very formal Highland garb for a journey across a loch.
Gone her black skirt and tights, gone her cream blouse, gone most everything. She was sitting there wrapped in a tartan blanket, an earasaid, it had been carefully folded around her forming something of a dress complete with leather belt and silver clasp to her breast. It was hooded over her head and she felt warm and comfortable within the thick wool. Her feet, though, were bare upon the boards of the boat. Her toes upon the wood.
Harris said nothing as he rowed, steady strong strokes of the oars, his feet braced, his knees apart, his buttocks upon the thwarts. She looked from side to side. For a few moments she trailed a hand in the water. It was clear but icy cold. They were anything but by the sea on a hot summer's day.
She wondered why she was being taken to the isle. In her mind the words and tune of the Skye Boat Song:
'Speed, bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing,
Onward! the sailors cry;
Carry the lad that's born to be king
Over the sea to Skye.'
But it was not that at all. Was she some captured daughter of the chief of a rival clan being taken as hostage or for some other even less savoury purpose -- for the sexual enjoyment of the victorious chief and his clansmen? What had Harris in mind for her? Already she felt a familiar stirring despite the cold. It happened. It happened with Harris. It made her look at his knees; it made her wonder what he wore under his kilt. Women are taught to keep knees together when sitting in a skirt. Men spread -- man spreading -- but the same should apply to men when wearing a kilt, lest 'tackle' become visible. To her mind came the image of a collection of schoolgirls giggling and blushing as they sat looking at a row of fine young men in their kilts, each of them blissfully unaware just what was on show to the girls and how much they were enjoying the sight. She smiled. Men have no idea just how crude or rude women can be together, and schoolgirls, if the truth was known, are no less fascinated by sex than the boys. A row of fine young men with their vari-shaped penises and soft egg-shaped balls nestled between strong thighs. Not showing any sign of hardness, merely at rest but with all the potential of growing and providing the girls with more than a 'poke.'
"I used to have dreams when I was a young girl of being... taken by a Scotsman, yes, in a kilt. A great big man with a sprawling ginger beard and fierce eyes." Her accent became mock Scottish, "An great big tadger and baws. Couldnae get ma skirt aff quick enough."
"If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended, that you have but slumber'd here, while these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream." Harris smiled.
"Shakespeare was not Scottish," she said.
A shrug of the shoulders and,
"But pleasures are like poppies spread,
You seize the flow'r, its bloom is shed;
Or like the snow falls in the river,
A moment white--then melts forever."