Note to readers: This is my first attempt at an erotic story. I would love to hear any and all comments (positive and negative), just as long as they aren't blatant bashing. All characters are over the age of 18 and any similarities to real life people is completely coincidental. So now, I hope you enjoy.
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Josh was the kind of guy everyone loved to spend time with; he was funny, charismatic, genuine, and cared about those around him. He was about 6'1" tall and 250 pounds; so he had a little extra padding. He worked as a Certified Nursing Assistant at a local hospital on their Orthopedics floor. He lived in a small one bedroom apartment that kept bills low so he could have some money available to enjoy himself a bit on his days off. Enjoying himself usually consisted of playing pool, hitting up the local sports bars or strip clubs, and sitting at the beach to read. What it did not consist of very often, unfortunately, was getting laid.
With a slightly fluffy build to his body, Josh already felt a bit self-conscious about how he looked. Add to that a barely average penis length, and you don't exactly get Captain Confidence zooming around to woo the ladies. What you get is a man who masturbates daily and slowly loses contact with the opposite sex. Until medical intervention decides to step in and take control; with the help of some pure dumb-luck.
Josh had just finished his fourth twelve hour shift for the week. Looking forward to a straight four days off, he went about his normal end of work routine: get home, shower, grab a beer, make a sandwich, and browse TV. While taking his shower, the sudden urge to pee came upon him. Since he was in the shower, Josh decided to let it flow and wash it down the drain (why waste water on a toilet flush). But this was not like most times, for as he started trying to push, and explosion went off right behind where his penis is located and he couldn't pee. Pure, unadulterated pain coursed through his pelvic region and he still hadn't urinated yet.
Knowing a thing or two about basic self-diagnosis (and just not wanting to see a doctor unless absolutely necessary), he figured the pain was probably due to a UTI (urinary tract infection). Given that he usually doesn't drink a lot of water while working (if you've worked in a hospital, you know you don't have time) and can't remembering actually urinating at all in the last 14 hours, he figured he just needed to drink a ton of water and let it flush itself out. So over the next hour or two, he drank several large glasses of water; and he finally was able to pee. It hurt like hell, but he did it.
The next morning, he awoke to the slight pain and urge to pee again. As he was draining the bladder, he noticed the pain was a little worse. Fearing the infection might be getting worse, he decided to go to a local Urgent Care clinic to get this sorted out. Not even bothering to eat breakfast, he dressed, brushed his teeth and was out the door and at the clinic within 45 minutes of waking. As he signed the check-in list, he was surprised he didn't see a receptionist. Not thinking much of it, he decided to take a seat in the completely deserted waiting room and wait for his turn.
Ten minutes later, the doctor came out to get Josh and he was finally able to get a good look at her. Strawberry-blonde hair was neatly placed into a loose pony tail behind her head. Two grey/blue eyes were perfectly framed by a pair of wire-framed glasses that sat atop a cute little button nose. The lips seemed almost perfect, not too puffy, but still had some definition to them. The lab coat being worn only hinted that the body beneath it would be as desirable as imagined. And then she spoke, "Josh, please come on back." A bit anticlimactic, but at least she didn't sound like a person with a three pack a day habit after 40 years.
Once in the exam room, the doctor said, "Have a seat on the table and tell me a bit about why you're here. The check-in sheet was left blank in that particular spot."
"Well, it's a bit embarrassing really," Josh began. "I just got done working four days in a row over at the hospital and I have a tendency to not really drink much water during my shift. And I sometimes forget to rehydrate once I get home. Last night when I got home, I tried to pee and felt a horrible pain just behind my penis in my pelvis. This morning I tried peeing again and I had the same feeling, but the pain was maybe a bit worse."
"Sounds like a typical UTI, what did the urine look like?"
"Amber colored and kind of cloudy."
"No difficulty actually urinating though, right? Just the pain?"
"Actually, now that you mention it, I wasn't able to actually pee at first last night. It just hurt really badly and I had to drink a lot of water in order to go. It still hurt horribly, but I was able to go."
The doctor thought for a minute, "The paper says you're only 26, correct? Have you ever had your prostate checked?"
"No. I didn't think I needed to worry about that until I was around 40."
"Usually, I would agree; but I think we should take a look now in order to rule out any other complications. Would you mind dropping your pants for me so I can take a look?"
Before he could stop himself, Josh blurted out, "If I had a nickel for every time a cute chick has ask me that . . ."
With a lopsided, quirky smile, the doctor asked, "How much would you have?"
Blushing slightly, Josh admitted, "About 5 cents if you include today."
"Keeping on topic, but changing the subject matter slightly, when was the last time you had intercourse?" asked the doctor, switching back into professional mode like it was as easy as flipping a dial.
"With someone else? About 6 months ago."
"Assuming you masturbate, have you ever felt pain when ejaculating?"
"Considering I don't even do that much anymore, I've never felt any difference."
"When was the last time you ejaculated at all?"
Josh thought back, "About three weeks or so ago."
Whistling with a look of astonishment, "Wow, that's quite a while. Well let's make sure nothing else is going on other than a UTI. Would you mind turning around and bending over the table slightly?"
Pulling his underwear down and doing what the doctor asked, he got ready for the inspection. Hearing the doctor put on the gloves, she began to describe what she was doing. "I'm just going to apply a little lubricant to the anus and insert one finger while palpating your prostate. You might feel a little discomfort, but let me know if there is any pain like you felt before. I know this is easier said than done, but try to relax as much as possible."
Up until this very day, Josh had never had anything pass through his rectum other than crap. Now standing in this room, alone with this gorgeous woman as she's about to stick a finger up his ass, he couldn't help but think, "This is the most action I've gotten in months."
"Alright Josh, try not to tense up while I am performing the rectal exam; it will only increase the overall discomfort." And with that said, she started slowly inserting her finger into Josh's asshole. Even though Josh has never gotten enjoyment out of the thought of ass-play, he can't help it when his dick starts responding in a very filling manner. Hoping she doesn't notice his rising problem, he doesn't' realize she is actually squatting behind him with a perfect view of what is happening as a result of her exam.
After a couple minutes, the doctor feels what part of the problem might be. With finger still inserted, she says, "Josh, I think I've found part of the problem. Your prostate seems to be a bit enlarged."
Suddenly worried, Josh forgot all about his erection. "Enlarged?!?!?! What do you mean? Am I sick? How can we fix it?"
"Josh, I want you to relax. Given the information you've given me, I want to try something out before we order bigger tests and consult another doctor. You told me you haven't ejaculated in several weeks; I think that might be part of your problem. The prostate creates the majority of what you see when you ejaculate. If you've been producing that, but not excreting it, it may have backed up and caused a minor blockage in one of the ducts or tubes."
Still worried, "What can I do? Is there a medication for this? Do I need surgery?"
With finger still firmly placed against Josh's prostate, the doctor says, "What I have to suggest may seem a little unorthodox, and possibly unethical; but I assure you this is the easiest thing to try before ordering any lab work and having you visit a urology specialist. What I want to try is manually express your prostate while you ejaculate in an attempt to dislodge any possible plugs."
Josh never realized how his vocal filter is turned off when he has a finger in his ass, "You mean you want me to cum while you're fingering my prostate?"
"To put it bluntly, yes. I also want to ensure you are producing the proper amount of semen and that there are no issues with the fluid itself. Sometimes that can be an indicator of further problems."