Doesn't anyone believe in truth in advertising any more? He says in his ad, "I like aerobics, hiking, biking, and being in the great outdoors" - and then when I meet him, he's 30 or more pounds overweight, and looks disparagingly at my short-waisted, heavy-breasted figure, rejecting me instantly. Not that I couldn't benefit from losing 20 pounds or so-though I doubt I could lose more. I've got big boobs, a short waist, and wide shoulders, so most men take one glance at me and decide that I'm too fat. They don't take the time to discover that there isn't really all that much extra poundage on me at all-or god forbid, that there's more to me than my body. They never think about the fact that the most important sex organ is the brain-not the waistline!
But what if I could write the ad I really want to, for the kind of man that I've been dreaming of? God knows where I'd put it, since I don't know any X-rated publications, and would be scared to advertise in any of them anyway. I mean, fantasies aside, I do live in the real world-- STDs and AIDS are more real than I want to think about, horny or not.
And therein lies the dilemma-do I indulge my sexual fantasies that I have put off for far too long, or do I do the sensible thing that most 40-something year old women would do, and just buy another vibrator?
Well, my role model has always been Auntie Mame-"Live! Live! Live! Life is a banquet and most poor fools are starving to death!"-so here goes-what the hell. It's just a fantasy, anyway, right??
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