TRYING TO STAY QUIET IN A TENT IN A CROWDED CAMPGROUND...
Interestingly, this started out as the least sexy/tantalizing of a whole list of ideas I had originally as far as themes/lead-ins for fantasies about you & me. It was the one I started on, because frankly I thought it was worth maybe a paragraph or two, but no more, and so was easily gotten out of the way. But you can see how my imagination (and sex drive) took hold...
To our disappointment we end up one night in a crowded campground, and lucky to get a spot there. We have to pitch our tent, amidst much grouching and eye rolling, about 20 or 30' from a German couple on one side, and an American family of 5 on the other β with a wimpy scoutmaster-wannabe dad, a whiny frumpy mom, and three obnoxious, bickering kids β who quickly become our comic relief for the evening, as we reluctantly eavesdrop on their cluelessness.
It's a muggy evening following a swelteringly hot day.
After we finish dinner and do the couple of dishes by twilight, we sit up drinking beers in front of the campfire β sitting side by side on the cheesy log bench, grumbling about the laughter & music we can hear from the group sites, and cracking each other up with a snarky running commentary on the ineptitude and inaccuracy of American Dad's efforts to educate his kids on the sights they saw that day, and even more snarky backstories for all our other fellow campers.
We're pretty resigned (though still a little resentful) at this point that this is going to be the height of our evening's entertainment. This wasn't exactly what we had in mind for tonight, nor what we're accustomed to.
We walk together to the shower block, and part ways with a chaste kiss beneath the moth-encircled yellow floodlight mounted on the cinderblock wall between the entrances to the men's and women's showers. There's still way too much activity audible from within to try any sneaky stuff β no way around it β we're showering separately tonight.
I go in, undress, and have a quick shower, mostly to wash my hair and rinse off the sunblock and sweat from the day, pulling on a tube dress/swim cover-up and panties when I step out, wrapping a towel around my hair. I make it back out in what I think is record-quick time, only to find you already waiting for me, leaning against the wall with a clean t-shirt on, a towel around your waist, and your hair damp and spiky. I give you a hip-bump on my way past β your skin is clean and soft, and you smell of shampoo and deodorant.
"Damn it!" I grumble under my breath, "how the fuck are you out before me?!"
You grin your cheeky grin at me and tell me you were done HOURS ago, grabbing my ass as I stomp off ahead of you towards our campsite in a pretend huff, biting my lip to keep a straight face.
Back at our tent, we pack away all our miscellaneous cooking crap in the car, grab another icy beer out of the cooler for each of us, and retire to the tent, where we zip up the sides, leaving the top open for a view of the stars (obviously I'm thinking of the design of the tent I have right now...) You shed your towel, and the moonlight shows your dark colored underwear, with your familiar and still so exciting bulges. I slip out to hang up our damp towels on the branches of an adjacent tree.