I made sure to be extremely thorough showing my gratitude. So did she. We ended up needing to shower again before getting dressed to get to our reservation. It was a nicer place, French cuisine (and they called it cuisine, too, this was not one we could afford to go to frequently). I got into a dressy shirt and slacks, finding the fit looser than it used to be. Gave me an excuse to pull out one of the ones I hadn't fit into in a while, with the silver tie. I was looking good.
Observers could be forgiven for not realizing I existed, however. Lucy stepped out in a little red shoulderless dress that fit her like her own skin. I could see her abs through it, along with acres of cleavage. It ended just at the knee, low enough that nobody would be able to see anything but more than high enough for me, knowing that there was nothing underneath it.
She had to blow me again to get me down enough to fit back into those pants, gently sucking on the tip as I shot into her waiting mouth.
I could see the valets rolling their eyes as I drove up. My commuter car was not one that promised generous tips. The one who stepped forward to open the door, only to find my wife there, probably started mentally composing a Dear Penthouse letter on the spot. The crowd parted for us easily, the Maitre D' barely able to look at his notes to confirm our reservation. Any time I could take my own eyes off of her, I was internally laughing up a storm at their reactions. It was like they had never seen a seductive 6'2" supermodel with enormous boobs in a skintight dress before.
Our table was off to one side, and after we settled down and decided on orders we got to an old, shared hobby of ours. People watching. There never was anything quite like seeing how everyone went about their day, often with a dry joke or serious consideration at some point. The game was a bit different this time, though.
"One... two... three, four, five..."
"What are you counting, Lucy?"
"The number of people I catch red-handed staring at me who immediately try to turn to their table and pretend they weren't."
This time, I couldn't help but laugh. To think that our little table would be the center of attention for once. "You know what would be more fun, love? Look over two tables to your left."
"The bunch of guys in business suits?"
"That's them. Looks like they're here to close out something important. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make one of them spill their drink or get removed from this fine dining establishment without getting us removed in return."
"I like the way you think, love. Watch your elbows, the soup is coming." And so it was. A flavorful number featuring chopped something or other in a white cream broth, I could never remember the names. Then again, I'd later barely be able to remember the soup. Just what my wife did with it.
She waited for an opportunity, one where at least a couple of them were looking straight at her. It didn't take very long, I could hear their conversation fade in and out as people lost their trains of thought in her cleavage. One of those times, she took three actions at the same time.
First, she took an exaggerated breath in, making her chest look even bigger than before and slipping delicious millimeters up out of her neckline
Second, she turned to face directly towards the business group
And third, she "missed" her mouth with a half-spoonful of creamy soup, splashing it directly on said cleavage.
To say that drinks were spilled was an understatement. At least one fell out of his chair entirely. At one table off to the right a bit, an angry girlfriend or wife threw her water in her significant other's face. A waiter in the area tripped, landing two plates on the carpet instead of the table they should have gone to.
That said, she still technically failed her mission. The Maitre D' came over personally about three minutes later, as we were still giggling like schoolchildren and finishing our soup course. He was equal parts apologetic, stern, and looking down her dress as well as he asked us to please leave.
I guess the soup ended up free, since we had to leave before the bill came. I'll take what I can get, but that left us short by more than half of our date. "So, uh... sorry for egging you on."
"Oh, don't be. I'm the one who swatted a mosquito with a cannonball."
"Can't argue that point. Still, what would you like to do?"
"You know what? Maybe something a little different. Hit a bar?"