Ascot in August, it's incredibly hot and you've gone for a days drinking and betting and general debauchery with a bunch of mates. Three bottles of champagne later and with a wedge of winnings in your pockets, you stagger off to find somewhere to relieve yourself. Round the backs of a stable block a row of parked horse boxes provide suitable cover and you do what you have to.
Picking up your half full bottle of champers you start to meander back past the stables. This time you hear voices about half way down the block so you cross to the other side to take a look.
Inside two girls are flicking soapy water at each other and giggling between carefully sponging two saddles mounted on Hay bales. "Hello ladies" you purr in the doorway.
They look at you, then at each other. You spot a wink and a giggle. "Hello" they reply, "Can we have some of your champagne?" The girl closest to you stands up and walks towards you holding out one hand. She takes the bottle from you and takes you by the hand, leading you into the warm stable.
She tips the bottle and takes a swig, the Champagne fizzes and overflows as she drinks, dribbling down her shirt and adding to the wetness caused by earlier water splashes. "Oh dear!" she cries, and handing the bottle to her friend she reaches into one of the buckets for a cloth to wipe her shirt with.
The dripping cloth soaks the blouse, turning the white fabric translucent as it clings to her skin. She giggles and throws the cloth back into the bucket in front of you, causing the water to splash towards you. You instinctively move back and the girls start to giggle, "Afraid of a bit of water are ya? We can't have that now. You come over 'ere and sit in the sun and me an' April will get you a towel, okay?" The second girl passed the bottle back to April who beckoned you to sit down beside her.
She takes another swig from the bottle, allowing the contents to overflow and trickle down her chin and onto her wet blouse. She looks down and giggles "Oh dear, I seem to have made a mess! I think I'd better take it off don't you?"