Author's Note: I will not be mentioning the "sat-phone attachment" anymore as I have discovered that such a device is cost-prohibitive for a hike through an otherwise first-world country. Since I would rather not try and deal with editing my existing chapter of this story, I will elect instead to simply declare the line about it retconned. I apologize for this, and hope you continue to enjoy this story.
"Damn, that was good!" I said, my mouth full of the last of my Honey Walnut Shrimp.
Alice just nodded and grunted, "Mm-hm!" as she swallowed the last of her Kung Pao Chicken, before taking a sip of her root beer at exactly the same time I took one of mine. We both burst out laughing.
"God, did we just have a moment?" Alice asked.
"I think we did," I responded.
Both of us smiled at each other and I laid my hand on top of hers. "What did you mean when you said you were 'taking the scenic route home?'", I asked, my voice barely loud enough to be heard over the general din of the airport.
"Hiking up the Appalachians," she said, her voice just as quiet. "Same as you, right?"
I nodded. "Yep."
Alice let out a long, slow whistle. "Damn. I've always thought that shit happens for a reason. I dunno about you, but I think this is one of those times." Even though Emily had told me that I had full permission to fool around on my trip, I had to be up-front about her to Alice. Taking a deep breath, I began to tell her everything, how we'd been seriously considering opening our relationship, possibly even seeking a third to create a polycule. And of course, I told her about how Emily and I met online, and how after many trials and tribulations, I blew a great deal of money to mount a rescue from her abusive situation in California.
"I didn't wanna go any further without saying anything," I concluded. "If this is too much for you, just say so. I'd understand if you never wanna see me again, and I'll even help you get another flight--"
Alice interrupted me by turning her hand over under mine and giving it a squeeze. "Does Emily know what a doofus you are sometimes?"