It was the 4th of July in a small Midwest town. I was recently single, well not sure we really dated but we had sex together for a few months. I had went on a trip and when I came back there was a guy in a towel answering her door. That was early June.
Now back to the 4th of July. I went to watch fireworks with a coworker and her boy friend (Keri and Mike). We grilled out at Mikes house and were drinking beer as the sun set. Being the third wheel I was in the back seat and we were all talking and Keri was friends with my ex Joni. So of course we talked about her and what happened. I'm pretty sure my displeasure was heard.
We went to an old ball field and sat in the grass and watched the fire works show. We snuck a few beers in and continued to drink. Mike and I were having fun being smart asses as Keri was trying to keep us in control. When the show ended Keri drove us back to Mikes and we were sitting around his place drinking and laughing.
The phone rang and Keri answered it but I couldn't hear what she said, but the conversation was short. Mike asked who it was and she said it was Mary a friend down the street seeing if we were still drinking and if she could come over. Mary was like me, she bar-tended too and we always had fun when drinking. Soon the front door swung open and in walked Joni. Wearing a pair of tight jeans and a very tight tank top. Did I mention she had an amazing body? Try 36 28 34. Brown eyes brown curly hair and red lipstick on always.
"What are you doing here?" I asked in shock. She didn't say a word and walked right over to where I was sitting, she leaned down to me so I could look right down her cleavage. I looked the other way. I was mad and didn't want to deal with her. She cupped her hands around my ear and loudly whispered, "take me home and fuck me!"
Mike and Keri both heard her and Mike responded with a "Hell yeah!!!"
I pushed Joni away and stood up and said, "No" and walked into the kitchen. From there I could hear them all gasp and talk quietly, then the front door close. I walked back out with three more beers. Mike looked at me and shook his head. Keri rolled her eyes at me stating, "No man turns her down when they are drunk. She's the woman all men want to sleep with."
"Look I've been there. Got screwed over. That's not something I want to go through again." I continued after a larger gulp of beer knowing what I was missing, "Hey Mike can you take me back to my place? I gotta get out of here man."
"Sure, let me grab my keys."
Keri replied, "Be careful the cops are out tonight." With that we headed outside.