I'm going to try writing like a guy again. Let me know if I'm getting any better at it. And guys... tell me what it feels like to ejaculate. I don't have a dick so I can't be sure, but I want to know!
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I was sitting naked in the reading chair next to my bed. It was a little after 4 AM and my laptop was open on my lap. I was trying to type but I had a pretty serious boner that kept getting in the way. I was distracted by my dick, and my attention kept wandering to the blonde, next to me, asleep in my bed. She was the cause of the boner and she lay nude on her back, the sheet pulled up only as high as her knees. Her legs were spread apart displaying a dark triangle of hair beneath which she kept her meaty pussy. She had big soft floppy tits, just the way I like em. She was the cause of the early morning wood, and her makeup was a mess. The black lines that had been so carefully drawn around her eyes last night now streaked up her forehead and ran down her cheeks. Her bright red lipstick was smeared, as though it had been applied by a three year old. I had known I wanted her the minute I spotted her coming through the door at Sally's place, she was beautiful. Her tight, short, red dress clinging to her curves; her blonde hair piled high on her head, and her big floppy tits pushing upward, trying to escape the confines of her clothing.
"Who's the dame?" I asked Sally. Sally is one of my ex-wives; she has big floppy tits too, and was probably the reason that I liked big floppy tits so much. We had parted on good terms. She had bought the bar with her half of the settlement from the divorce. She seldom charged me for drinks or food and her business was good. I didn't mind at all that she would still let me come around some nights for a quickie, as long as I didn't try to sleep over. It was a pretty good situation for me.
"Her name's Vivian something or other." Sally told me, "she looks like she could be just your type. You oughta go for it sport." Sally poured a glass of white wine for the doll, sat it in front of the empty stool next to me and moved away to the other end of the bar.
Vivian something or other headed my way, my dick stirred of its own accord as I watched her hurry over, those big, pale, floppy tits bouncing in every direction. I wasn't sure if it was me she was interested in or the full glass of wine, but she was drawn towards one of us like a moth towards flame.
"Hi," she said breathlessly, "are you with someone or is this drink for me?" she climbed up onto the bar stool and flashed her pearly whites. She lifted her tits onto the bar to rest them and reached for the wine glass.
I indicated that the drink was for her, and she took a sip, smiled and then finished it off.
"Would you like another?" I asked her.
"Oh please," she said and I signaled Sally who brought another glass of white wine and another Jack for me. She sat my drink down, sat the glass of wine down in front of Vivian and then put the bottle of Chardonnay next to it.