Chapter 6.1 -- First Date
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When they drove up to the house they saw someone waving. Jenny pulled over to where the guy was standing and he bent over to look in.
"Couldn't wait inside till we arrived?" Vincent asked.
"Hell no," Richard smirked. "If I wait in that house" -- he pointed to the house where he lived -- "then my parents would keep asking me if I was waiting for a date to show up."
Jenny leaned over to look at him. "Oh, and they won't mind if your date is nobody but sweet Vinnie?"
He rolled his eyes. "Why do you think I allow you to drive the car? Wouldn't surprise me if they start pestering me next time that I had gone
brokeback mountain
if Vinnie came to pick me up."
Jenny cracked up at his silly joke. She always laughed at his jokes, no matter how stupid they were -- and he had plenty of them.
"How am I supposed to pick you up, moron, I don't even have a car!" Vinnie exclaimed. "Be glad that Jenny has one and takes the time to go out of her way to pick you up."
He snuck into the backseat of the car and slammed the door shut. "Seriously. A Honda is a car? I always need to run like the Flintstones whenever I get 'invited' to go with you. I always thought you needed me for the horsepower."
"Horsepower? With your condition? Be glad we don't charge you for extra baggage," Vinnie pointed at Richard's belly, which didn't really stood out.
Richard acted like a shocked schoolgirl and turned halfway: "Don't you point at my boobies, you pervert! I'm gonna tell mommy!"
A claxon honked as Jenny couldn't hold it anymore and had started slapping the wheel with her hands.
"See? Now you've upset mommy." Richard said with an innocent face.
"Shut. Up. Both. Of. You," she managed to get out inbetween the bursts of laughter and they let her calm down for a bit. "I can't drive like this, you know."
"Wait. You can actually drive?" Richard remarked. "I thought it was an automatic."
"That only goes for the clutch, you moron," Vincent replied.
"Hey, I know that. But you never know if she does. And she needs to get us to the private party before the day's over."
Vincent waved his hand to indicate that Jenny should start driving and she brought the car up to speed. They planned to visit a friend who had organized a 'private party', which was not much more than a few friends to play cards and other stuff if they were up to it.
"But really, who stuck that pole up your ass?" Richard asked Vincent. "You're usually not that cranky, pal."
"He's jealous." Jenny said over her shoulder, which earned her a fist to her shoulder, causing the car to slightly cross the line between the other lane before she pulled it back. "Yesterday we became an item."
Richard jumped forward and nestled himself between the two chairs in front. "What the hell? How did that happen?"
"Hmmm ... it just happened, I guess," Vincent said, a little mulling about how much he should explain. "We've been around each other for a while now, so yesterday we kind of realized dating wouldn't be too much of a stretch."
"I've been around longer and you've never tried to date me though," Richard remarked.
The car shook a bit because Jenny nearly broke out in laughter.
"That's because of your belly; you're too fat, man."
Richard appeared distressed. "Don't say that! It's just that my boobs have sunk lower than most people. A little bit lower and they could even be mistaken for my giant-sized balls."
This time Jenny couldn't hold up and she started to swerve across the road. If there had been any other cars it would've been a problem, but traffic was generally scarce in the neighbourhood where Richard lived. Right now there were no other cars on the road she could collide with.
"No, seriously," Richard said. "Back when I saw you two for the first time together I thought you two were an item, but you guys never seemed to do anything romantic, so I dropped that idea. Still, it took you quite awhile to realize."
"Sometimes it's harder to become an item when your relation is good. You don't want to destroy that friendship by trying to take it a level higher. Imagine when we're sitting here and Vincent had rejected me, or I had rejected him. We wouldn't be able to have fun the way we used to."
Richard nodded. "I can understand that. So, who was the courageous one?"
Vincent pointed his thumb at the driver. "She did."
"I did not!" Jenny exclaimed. "You just overheard me."
"You did say it right in front of me though."
Jenny blushed a crimson red. "That's ... mean. How was I supposed to know you could hear me?"
"True that," Vincent laughed, remembering how she was merely
thinking
it when they sat across each other in the cafetaria.
"Besides," Jenny added. "I didn't say I wanted to