Having now met you in person, I can say you're adorable and as a mother of young boys, I don't apply this moniker lightly. Truly, you are sweet and respectful, clearly you had 'home training.' You love your plants like children and your dog is clearly your best friend. Adorbs...I get it.
Are we a match? Probably not, you're cute, don't get me wrong, you're just a bit underdone for my taste. But hey, call me in a few years.
So, when you asked me over to meet your dog after sushi, I had a very clear idea of how the evening would go. Much like a cool aunt, I figured I'd see your little place, scratch your pooch behind the ears and...we'd probably meet up for some day hikes or dinner now and again.
"Who's a sweetie? You're a sweetie." I've always been a person to cop-a-squat and pet a pooch.
"Would you like some water?"
"That'd be great." I take a drink and you take it from me, placing it on the counter and then placing your lips on mine, hands wrapped, touching, exploring. Holy shit, what is happening right now? Do I want it, do I like it?
My head is spinning. "Woah...give me a second."
"I'm sorry, too much? You're just so beautiful and sexy, and...I couldn't resist any longer."
"No, it's great, you're great - I was just taken a little off guard." I need to process...do I want this? ....fuck yeah, Mama needs this. It's on!
The kissing resumes. It's hot, like Skinamax in the '80's hot. Tongue, hands, body, fuck - this feels awesome.
He leads me to his bedroom and closes the door. In a blink I am on your bed, in one of the most intense and erotic make-out sessions of my life. He is awakening my body through his touch...all the obvious haunts, but add too - the inside of my elbows, the soles of my feet...my mind and soul hovering above my body vibrating - looking down on this scene. And then, poof ...my clothes fell off. As if by magic.
"I would very much like to pleasure you. I really like to eat your pussy. Would that be ok?"
Doesn't every man say this? "Sure, I'd like that."
"I would really love to make you feel amazing."